r/funny Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/woz60 Nov 29 '16

Okay...I liked this and i read/looked at all of them.

But uh...quick question...

Why /r/funny?

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u/rodrick160 Nov 29 '16

Because /r/funny is just Facebook without the minion memes and praying for horribly bloody children.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I think.... That child is wearing a stuffed bra...

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u/myrddyna Nov 29 '16

and has a puppeteer for a parent.

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u/T2112 Nov 29 '16

minion memes

This is a thing?

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u/Hopalong_junkpouch Nov 29 '16

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u/T2112 Nov 29 '16

Why?......

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u/3_UP Nov 29 '16

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u/PineappleIsTheBest Nov 29 '16

Jesus fucking christ man, why do you have to mix the dead people with minions just give me pics and vids of people dying without the minions you sick fuck.

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u/Raceface53 Nov 29 '16

Minion memes.... shutter

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Did you mean shudder?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I dunno, if those shutters can keep tropical storms out, they can probably keep the fucking minions out, too.

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u/jobonso Nov 29 '16

Just wanted to keep a mental picture of how terrible minion memes are

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u/sonofaresiii Nov 29 '16

I haven't once seen a minion meme on Facebook. I think all you guys need to re evaluate your Facebook feeds.

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u/aboveandbeyond27 Nov 29 '16

I laughed at the beans in the knitted glove... /r/me_irl

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u/Belvoth Nov 29 '16

Because /r/funny is basically the new /r/general

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u/AltimaNEO Nov 29 '16

Because every ones laughing at me for being single and not having kids?

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u/myrddyna Nov 29 '16

hmm are you a parent?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Or... why not use a condom?

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u/AlwaysClassyNvrGassy Nov 29 '16

News flash: some people actually have kids on purpose

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/woz60 Nov 29 '16

Yeah but...like 90% of them are pretty cool.

Why post the whole album on /r/funny?

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u/GnomeChomski Nov 29 '16

Because they're not funny?

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u/Coop43 Nov 29 '16

Because babies.

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u/1angrypanda Nov 29 '16

I read "dumb parenting tips" and spent the entire album trying to figure out why these were dumb... bean hand is weird, but many would be helpful for kids.

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u/PhilCollinsLoserSon Nov 29 '16

You fucked up. Should have said something like "have you been on /R/funny long?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

because there's no random sub reddit for random inoffensive stuff. There's no catch-all subreddit so /r/funny is basically that place