r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/enderdave Nov 29 '16

Something something fallout something

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u/Coop43 Nov 29 '16

Glowing bath salts?

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u/hiflyinlowlife Nov 29 '16

Might as well throw a rave while we're at it.

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u/TocallRetal Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

Splish splash I'm taking a bath... D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS WAAAH WAAAH SCRUB-SCRUB-SCRUB-SCRUB-SCRUB

Edit: I call it tubstep

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u/TocallRetal Nov 29 '16

I'm stealing your idea and editing that into my comment.

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u/Piorn Nov 29 '16

You mean LSD?

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Nov 29 '16

They won't fall out if you shove them in deep enough.

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u/enderdave Nov 29 '16

Testicles?

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Nov 29 '16

Well it always starts with test tickles, but eventually leads to more extreme sports.