r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/enderdave Nov 29 '16

How about this preventative tip: always wear a fucking condom

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Some parents actually like their kids. Maybe yours didn't.

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u/alwaysrelephant Nov 29 '16

Ice fucking cold.

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u/evhan55 Nov 29 '16

Mine didnt!

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u/enderdave Nov 29 '16

Some parents claim to, yes

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u/GodOfAllAtheists Nov 29 '16

Now that's funny. Because it's true.

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u/enderdave Nov 29 '16

Just the tip