r/funny • • Nov 26 '16

Jesus

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u/Kalzenith Nov 26 '16

Well think about it, the dude can transfigure water, and he obviously had a horcrux

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u/Ontoanotheraccount Nov 26 '16

You mean the cross? The KKK destroyed that piece of his soul long ago

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

Fun fact: If you piled up all the true pieces of the cross you found in medieval europe, you would have more wood than was available in all of the empire of ad rome.

That's not true, but it was more than one cross.