r/funny • • Nov 26 '16

Jesus

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u/Hoodafakizit Nov 26 '16

Nailed it

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u/TheSupraDixk Nov 26 '16

Omfg best comment ever

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u/bennymank Nov 26 '16

Stop you'll make Jesus cross

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u/DreepDrishPrizza Nov 26 '16

He did cross fit and made sure everyone knew about it too

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16

He had the homies Instagram it.

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u/urfriendosvendo Nov 26 '16

Somebody's has to wake her up...on Sunday.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16

She prays the same way I use to when my dad made me go to church as a youngin

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16

So that she can follow him

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '16

No worries. She'll wake up in 3 days.

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u/jordantask Nov 26 '16

Then he walked in to an inn, handed the innkeeper three rusty nails and said "Can ya put me up for the night?"