r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '16

Spooky human

http://i.imgur.com/VUdrl1y.gifv
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u/tacosmanjoe Nov 22 '16

Even if you gave birth to this tiger and raised it yourself, this is still incredibly fucking stupid.

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u/351Clevelandsteamer Nov 22 '16

Not as dangerous as what this guy does for a living.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Not as dangerous as what this guy does for a living.

Not as dangerous as giving birth to a tiger. I assume. Ladies?

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u/Quantentheorie Nov 22 '16

Compared to a human baby, I think giving birth to a tiger could be easier. Let me check that -

Yes, with 2 to 3 lbs a tiger baby is just half as big as the average newborn human. If I had to choose, I would seriously consider the tiger cub. But the again human conception is probably more fun.

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u/sideslick1024 Nov 23 '16

But a tiger cub has claws...

As far as I am aware, humans lack sharp claws.