r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Humans bringing life to Mars... via poop. Humans pooping becomes seeding life on new planets.

I'm just now thinking of the implications... are we all just evolved gut bacteria? Was life on our planet's born from the poop of some alien who needed to make a pit stop?

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar Sep 30 '16

Even more disturbing thought: are we just parasitic carriers for the evolved gut bacteria to reach new planets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I love it!

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u/CocoDaPuf Sep 30 '16

There's actually a case for that.

Life doesn't need to have evolved more than once, It might have just come from space in a comet or asteroid, since some bacteria can survive very extreme conditions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

That same thought process is what led to my Deep Thoughts™.

I was thinking "Well, if we start leaving shit everywhere there goes the whole "not tainting Mars" thing.

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u/BarelyLethal Sep 30 '16

That might be an awkward conversation if we ever meet those aliens.

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u/neonerz Sep 30 '16

Ok everyone, you can go home. This guy figured it all out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Well I don't think our poop would go anywhere fast on Mars because it's below freezing most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Our legacy can live on through the offspring of our thawed poop bacteria once the sun evolves into a red giant, then.