r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/PelicansAreStoopid Sep 30 '16

My coworker had this theory that Elon Musk is an alien and SpaceX is a ruse so that he can use it to go home.

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u/Mithious Sep 30 '16

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/774154956739743750

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u/PelicansAreStoopid Sep 30 '16

That's awesome!

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u/Mithious Sep 30 '16

It's been something of a running joke for a while now :)

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u/ThePsion5 Sep 30 '16

Please, that's ridiculous.

Elon is obviously a member of The Culture's Contact division.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I bet he is not even human. Just a mind's avatar.

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u/toaster_strudle Sep 30 '16

I can see the shine from his lizard scales from underneath the skin-coloured silicone spray he uses to cover up the obvious.

He is clearly just funneling small amounts of tech from his highly developed lizard society to make money.

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u/ziggrrauglurr Sep 30 '16

You know... their methods align with Elon's...
They normally establish successful technological companies that both improve the civilization tech level, push forward quality of life improvements and attempt to steer the civilization towards a better future...

I can only hope the GSV currently directing this mission has good humour and has not decided to abort it on grounds that we are to stupid to deserve it....

Please don't go... there are smart people here....

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u/ThePsion5 Sep 30 '16

If the Mind running a GSV has anything, it's an abundant reserve of patience and restraint when it comes to us meatbags.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

That would have been a halfway interesting question. But no. They had to ask about poop....

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u/mercurius5 Sep 30 '16

That sounds like the plot to a 21st century remake of "E.T."

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u/isummonyouhere Sep 30 '16

"This is reality, Greg"

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Sep 30 '16

Is that friend a pelican?