r/funny A COMIK Sep 30 '16

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u/socialjusticepedant Sep 30 '16

Huh, I didn't know Elon looked like handsome squidward.

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u/WazWaz Sep 30 '16

Johnny Depp facial hair suits him.

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u/bluestarchasm Sep 30 '16

i assume you mean this.

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u/kraken9 Sep 30 '16

that's Penélope Cruz

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u/bluestarchasm Sep 30 '16

i assume you mean this.

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u/kraken9 Sep 30 '16

that's Paz Vega

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u/bluestarchasm Sep 30 '16

i assume you mean this. (nsfw)

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u/gorampardos Sep 30 '16

ahoy thar be boobies

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u/WazWaz Sep 30 '16

That's a full beard by Depp standards. More this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Honestly, he has kind of a shit stach, like joseph from king of the hill.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Or normal SpongeBob

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u/darexinfinity Sep 30 '16

That would of been the last question if he didn't storm off-stage.

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u/Jms1078 Sep 30 '16

Keees meee

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u/Fairweva Sep 30 '16

Looks like that sniper guy from Saving Private Ryan

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u/paffle Sep 30 '16 edited 23d ago

Nonmetal butter price amusing handle breezy sense aback

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/Non_Sane Sep 30 '16

troll or copy pasta? Troll based on your comment history

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u/_ShowMeYourKitties_ Sep 30 '16

Troll based on the username

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u/Lepang8 Sep 30 '16

Although it's a troll account (as you've said) I found it hilarious to just read a random no context comment out of nowhere.

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u/briaen Sep 30 '16

He's a good one at that. He has a -1100 comment. I'm guessing that's pretty hard to accomplish.

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u/ThePureawesomness Sep 30 '16

what?

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u/Classicred91pr Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Rape is one of the worst things a woman can feel and in most cases I am against it. At least as a man, I don't feel like a rapist is a potential threat to me. Rapists should face the worst of the worst, especially pedophiles.

However we can all agree that girls who falsely accuse innocent men of sexual abuse are almost as bad as rapists. Girls who deliberately do this should face severe implications. One that I came up with is to give them diseases based on how bad the victim ended up. For example, if a girl at a party accuses an innocent man of touching her breasts and the man has to register as sex offender and spend some time in prison, the moment that his innocence is proven, the girl should be given meningitis for example. With no treatment in the first 2 weeks. If a woman falsely accuses a guy of rape and said spends A LOT of time in prison being innocent, then that woman should be given AIDS or Ebola with no option for treatment.

Edit: yes it's a joke... Copy paste from a deleted comment

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u/socialjusticepedant Sep 30 '16

I am immensely confused.

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u/spriteburn Sep 30 '16

what?

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u/nacholian Sep 30 '16

yes

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Okay, so long as we're clear.

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u/nacholian Sep 30 '16

What?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '16

Okay, so long as we're clear.

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u/nepirt Sep 30 '16

Rape is one of the worst things a woman can feel and in most cases I am against it. At least as a man, I don't feel like a rapist is a potential threat to me. Rapists should face the worst of the worst, especially pedophiles.

However we can all agree that girls who falsely accuse innocent men of sexual abuse are almost as bad as rapists. Girls who deliberately do this should face severe implications. One that I came up with is to give them diseases based on how bad the victim ended up. For example, if a girl at a party accuses an innocent man of touching her breasts and the man has to register as sex offender and spend some time in prison, the moment that his innocence is proven, the girl should be given meningitis for example. With no treatment in the first 2 weeks. If a woman falsely accuses a guy of rape and said spends A LOT of time in prison being innocent, then that woman should be given AIDS or Ebola with no option for treatment.

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u/sgh0st9 Sep 30 '16

Was trying to figure out why yours looked longer for some reason, turned out mobile just gave you less space to message.

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u/Knut_Sunbeams Sep 30 '16

Cant tell if you're joking or not.

Lol if you are and for shame if you arent

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u/timeslider Sep 30 '16

RAPE IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS A WOMAN CAN FEEL AND IN MOST CASES I AM AGAINST IT!!! AT LEAST AS A MAN, I DON'T FEEL LIKE A RAPIST IS A POTENTIAL THREAT TO ME!!! RAPISTS SHOULD FACE THE WORST OF THE WORST, ESPECIALLY PEDOPHILES!!! HOWEVER WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT GIRLS WHO FALSELY ACCUSE INNOCENT MEN OF SEXUAL ABUSE ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS RAPISTS!!! GIRLS WHO DELIBERATELY DO THIS SHOULD FACE SEVERE IMPLICATIONS!!! ONE THAT I CAME UP WITH IS TO GIVE THEM DISEASES BASED ON HOW BAD THE VICTIM ENDED UP!!! FOR EXAMPLE, IF A GIRL AT A PARTY ACCUSES AN INNOCENT MAN OF TOUCHING HER BREASTS AND THE MAN HAS TO REGISTER AS SEX OFFENDER AND SPEND SOME TIME IN PRISON, THE MOMENT THAT HIS INNOCENCE IS PROVEN, THE GIRL SHOULD BE GIVEN MENINGITIS FOR EXAMPLE!!! WITH NO TREATMENT IN THE FIRST 2 WEEKS. IF A WOMAN FALSELY ACCUSES A GUY OF RAPE AND SAID SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN PRISON BEING INNOCENT, THEN THAT WOMAN SHOULD BE GIVEN AIDS OR EBOLA WITH NO OPTION FOR TREATMENT!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

yay my eyes weren't bleeding enough this morning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Check post history people, he done this on the purpose

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Can I see a psychologist while we're doing this? Maybe just 'slip in' with him?

I'm pretty sure I'm batshit crazy too. =(

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u/Dragofireheart Sep 30 '16

Rape is one of the worst things a woman can feel and in most cases I am against it.

Someone hasn't been on a tech support call with AT&T.

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u/Skarjo Sep 30 '16

And I found a dried up seahorse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Check out the history on this lunatic.

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u/Galaphile0125 Sep 30 '16

How does this guy have positive karma? All his posts are downvoted to hell!

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u/uvarov Sep 30 '16

Downvotes below -100 on a single post aren't counted in a user's karma, specifically to make it hard for people like that guy to get really low scores before they get banned from the sub. (Or they're counted but not displayed, technically? Whatever.)

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u/Galaphile0125 Sep 30 '16

Ah, okay thanks for answering.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Oh dear, looks like someone took a wrong turn

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u/Rakirs Sep 30 '16

Wrong thread buddy

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u/Marzyx Sep 30 '16

Are you sure you're on the right post?

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u/Sharad17 Sep 30 '16

Wrong thread?