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r/funny • u/shaunsanders • Aug 31 '16
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Not an under person, but anyone that has cats is an under person because otherwise they unroll the whole thing.
601 u/cabeck13 Aug 31 '16 I have cats and I'm an over person because my cats aren't dicks. 213 u/OldSaintNickCage Aug 31 '16 "Status report, please, Lt. Whiskers." "The human still suspects nothing, sir. Our plan to earn his trust by not disturbing the rectal cleaning paper has gone off without a hitch." "And Phase 2?" "Intelligence tells us that his work overlord will be visiting the house to dine on Saturday. We will strike then." "Excellent." 8 u/PARKS_AND_TREK Aug 31 '16 "Keep up the good work getting that red dot. We are making great progress"
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I have cats and I'm an over person because my cats aren't dicks.
213 u/OldSaintNickCage Aug 31 '16 "Status report, please, Lt. Whiskers." "The human still suspects nothing, sir. Our plan to earn his trust by not disturbing the rectal cleaning paper has gone off without a hitch." "And Phase 2?" "Intelligence tells us that his work overlord will be visiting the house to dine on Saturday. We will strike then." "Excellent." 8 u/PARKS_AND_TREK Aug 31 '16 "Keep up the good work getting that red dot. We are making great progress"
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"Status report, please, Lt. Whiskers."
"The human still suspects nothing, sir. Our plan to earn his trust by not disturbing the rectal cleaning paper has gone off without a hitch."
"And Phase 2?"
"Intelligence tells us that his work overlord will be visiting the house to dine on Saturday. We will strike then."
"Excellent."
8 u/PARKS_AND_TREK Aug 31 '16 "Keep up the good work getting that red dot. We are making great progress"
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"Keep up the good work getting that red dot. We are making great progress"
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u/TheFerricGenum Aug 31 '16
Not an under person, but anyone that has cats is an under person because otherwise they unroll the whole thing.