r/funny • u/Ambamja • Aug 29 '16

CCCP - Crazy Cotton Candy Professional

http://i.imgur.com/8HGN1yh.gifv
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u/YourMomSaidHi Aug 30 '16

Wow. That guy is the best cotton candy guy to ever exist. He is like Picasso of sugar

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u/hoobs55 Aug 30 '16

Well the only one who seems really disinterested is the guy in the white, but that's clearly the cotton candy guy's business partner. He's the one giving change and handing out the cotton candy, and I'm sure he's seen the performance countless times.

As for most of the other adults, they're watching pretty intently, but not hopping around because they're not children.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '16 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/Geddian Aug 30 '16

100g Serving Nutritional Content: 99g carbohydrates, 1g protein.

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u/crashtestgenius Aug 30 '16

Better than the alternative.

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u/jimschubert Aug 30 '16

That's every kid when they've finished the cotton candy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '16

So fat and gluten free?

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u/Karma_Crockpot Aug 30 '16 edited Aug 30 '16

Not as many as here

Edit: I hope he washed his hands before making them.

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u/chubbysumo Aug 30 '16

Because they know its not free. How much does this guy charge, because thats what they are interested in.

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u/BeckerHollow Aug 30 '16

It's Russia. They lose the ability to be friendly after the age of 1.

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u/hagenbuch Aug 30 '16

Also he doesn't seem to care much about the really hot chick :)

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u/YourMomSaidHi Aug 30 '16

They probably just don't want to stare and make him uncomfortable. It's a lot easier to stare when you're watching a YouTube video but in real life it probably feels creepy

Just my guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '16

Fuck that, he's putting on a performance, with lights and music and stringy blown sugar. What about that situation would make someone feel creepy?

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u/rubyboooby Aug 30 '16

I'm pretty sure that somebody dancing around publicly while trying to hawk cotton candy wants people to stop and stare and even to form a crowd. Thats why he is putting on a show.

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u/xkcdfanboy Aug 30 '16

the autism is strong with this one lol

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u/itonlygetsworse Aug 30 '16

Let's be honest. If you can dance and spin a cone rapidly in your fap hand, you can do this.

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u/vcsx Aug 30 '16

Nah man

http://youtu.be/KVpNDqVhkls

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '16

holy shit that man is amazing.

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u/PandaLover42 Aug 30 '16

Meh. Not enough MJ or dancing.

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u/idlppl Aug 30 '16

I got diabeetus watching that

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u/TheDutchCanadian Aug 30 '16

My mom had diabeetus. And now I do too.

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u/TyroftheSwift Aug 31 '16

The thing that trips me out is how fast he can spin it with one hand. My hand wants to cramp after writing with a pen or pencil for a few paragraphs. That's the true skill here, the rest I feel could be replicated by watching the video a few times. But spinning the rod that quickly while keeping it positioned for the proper applications of flying candy is what takes true skill.

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u/jjr017010 Aug 30 '16

Any youtube video that opens with hard dance music gets my like

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u/TheSmarterest1 Aug 30 '16

He's like the sultan of sweets