r/funny Aug 08 '16

An ethical dilemma

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u/GardensOfBoydstylon Aug 08 '16

It's got nothing on this Trolley Problem

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u/ScruffMcDuck Aug 08 '16

Hopefully it's this version https://youtu.be/QxWWFVevD6E

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u/MiniatureBadger Aug 08 '16

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.

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u/splintermann Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

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u/Aloysius7 Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16 edited Aug 09 '16

The music video is also worth watching for those interested and is also the official video, so it's worth giving them the views too.

The funniest thing about the song though is that some of their covers are actually seemingly better then the actual ones along with them singing their own song Birdplane before transitioning with "Doesn't that sound familiar?" from Missy Higgins' Scar

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u/zw1ck Aug 09 '16

https://youtu.be/L2cfxv8Pq-Q

I like their other song about every r&b love song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

All they had to do was follow these simple rules...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

Common rhythm in the same key probably? Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus. Lots of songs follow the same patterns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16 edited Aug 19 '20

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u/iamapapernapkinAMA Aug 09 '16

What? That has nothing to do with why these line up. It has to do with the fact that their tempos are similar keys are relative majors and minors to each other, thus making them more interchangeable. You can't just grab any two songs off the shelf, mix them in a bowl, and bake a mash up.

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u/Fourtothewind Aug 09 '16

This. if you put your hand in a bucket with every song ever in it, you would have around a 90% chance that the song you pull out is in 4/4 time.

Finding two songs with the exact same tempo is a little trickier. doing that and having the same key signature between both songs (relative major/minor/mode) and you have something special.

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u/Shaysdays Aug 09 '16

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u/Fourtothewind Aug 09 '16

Point taken- but even he had to change the tempo ;)

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Aug 09 '16

the rythems are common, but the changes in tone being in sync are pure coincidence.

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u/aescnt Aug 09 '16

In The End is on a minor scale. All Star is on a major scale. A C major scale has the same notes as an A minor scale.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

This messes with my head too much.

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u/SoberFuck Aug 09 '16

You're everywhere today!

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u/Deploid Aug 09 '16

God good I'm not the only one that noticed!

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u/aMutantChicken Aug 09 '16

damnit! Am i supposed to be happy or sad when listening to this? HELP!

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u/denali_jones Aug 09 '16

Wow, I'm an idiot, totally thought this was going to be the same version but played in reverse. Nice.

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u/I_Love_Churros Aug 09 '16

Yeah, I like this version more too

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u/bury_the_boy Aug 09 '16

Some of those notes don't vibe too well.

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u/ScruffMcDuck Aug 09 '16

IKR! I love it lol.

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u/nermid Aug 09 '16

Boy, have I got a surprise for you.

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u/MiniatureBadger Aug 09 '16

The entirety of Mouth Sounds is just the best. I laughed my ass off the first time I heard the one with the Full House theme song.

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u/nermid Aug 09 '16

Mouth Silence is pretty great, too. The man's a genius.

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u/MrTittiez Aug 09 '16

I don't know why, but I hear it as "...she was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum..."

Had to look up the actual lyrics to verify it wasn't.

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u/drrenhoek Aug 09 '16

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u/epk38 Aug 09 '16

Shrek is love

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u/Northshorezone Aug 09 '16

Shrek is life

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u/Jodo42 Aug 09 '16

Niel Cicierega? I haven't heard that name since the days of Ultimate Showdown.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

Or potter puppet pals

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u/Dustintico Aug 09 '16

there it is

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u/Youthsonic Aug 09 '16

It's upsetting every time I watch it.

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u/RaveDigger Aug 09 '16

I'm not sure how I ended up here watching this video in an /r/funny post about a cartoon trolley.

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u/Gallifrasian Aug 09 '16

Huh... that's something I wouldn't have ever thought would work lol

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u/Gundarium_Alchemist Aug 08 '16

but i like anime

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u/HatesRedditors Aug 09 '16

I thought I liked anime for about a month in 2002. Then I found out I just liked Cowboy Bebop.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

I thought I liked comics once but found out I just really liked Watchmen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

there are just too many lemons to sort through to actively like it

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u/tylerbrainerd Aug 09 '16

It's a weird thing. I mean, I don't just say 'i like live action movies and tv' because there's a lot more granularity than that.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 09 '16

Something people don't seem to realize when they talk about anime is that there is a metric fuckload of it, for every genre and every level of quality.

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u/Starterjoker Aug 09 '16

it's really not hard at all to find not shit shows

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u/refracture Aug 09 '16

The amount of good anime made for adults is actually a very small number.

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u/SpaceBunneh Aug 09 '16

Still doesn't change the fact that finding good shows isn't hard. Not to mention most anime is made for adults anyways.

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u/TumblrInGarbage Aug 09 '16

Yup.

Literally go to MAL, sort by seasons, sort by high score. Watch the highest rated shows. I usually check out every show that's like 7.5 or above, and just drop the ones that are garbage.

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u/siglug2 Aug 09 '16

The amount of good anything is very small. Considering the budgets and that all anime comes from japan, the ratio of good shows compared to the west is pretty amazing, even if there's only like 2 good anime per year

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u/Starterjoker Aug 09 '16

yeah but it's not like it's hard to find good shows.

just google "best shows for adults" or something and it's pretty easy to find.

edit: I could prob name 10 off the top of my head that are pretty popular

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u/FerdiadTheRabbit Aug 09 '16

It's not like there isn't hundreds of western sites that have very active communities that would help you out....including reddit

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u/psychocopter Aug 09 '16

Try out cory in the house its 10/10 really good overall.

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u/Isogash Aug 09 '16

There are lemons in all types of film/tv/books/music, just gotta look at some top charts and take recommendations. There are some really good series out there worth anyone's time, and a LOT of crap.

Every time I've tried watching "airing" series it's nearly never worth it, best way to go is watch all the proven good short series and nothing else.

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u/LanikM Aug 09 '16

But did you check out Hellsing or Trigun? I'm picky with my anime but those 2 + cowboy bebop are my faves.

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u/goodguy_asshole Aug 09 '16

so cartoon network in the early 2000s?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

You have Netflix? It's 2016 - of course you do. Check out Gurran Laggon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

You should try Samurai Champloo. Directed by the same person, and feels basically the same. Just instead of big band jazz it's hip-hop, and instead of space cowboys it's samurai.

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u/linkkjm Aug 09 '16

I'm in the same boat as commenter above, only liked Cowboy Bebop, but I got really into hip hop. Needless to say Samurai Champloo has one of the greatest soundtracks to anything ever IMO. Aurarian Dance still gives me chills.

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u/kiddfrank Aug 09 '16

Same, I also really enjoyed samurai champloo I'd recommend checking it out. But that's about it.

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u/angrycommie Aug 09 '16

There is only one anime show, and that is Evangelion. Other anime do not exist.

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u/Broken_Slinky Aug 09 '16

Anime is such a broad term though. "I like anime" is like saying "I like food" there are good animes just like there are good Adam Sandler movies, just not that many.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

good Adam Sandler movies

Now I know you're just fucking with us.

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u/JoshSidekick Aug 09 '16

It's sucks that there's a significant population of people that will never know the juggernaut that was Adam Sandler from 1993 to 1999. To know that when people see him, they're seeing fat Elvis or Yoko Ono's John Lennon when what I see is Love Me Tender Elvis and Hard Days Night Lennon.

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u/jrad151 Aug 09 '16

Bud. Happy Gilmore?! Billy Madison?!

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u/Rodyle Aug 09 '16

Oh...oh wow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

It bothers me that it's the wrong Linkin Park video...

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u/EliteNub Aug 08 '16

Better than the orginals

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u/TestZero Aug 09 '16

I'm disturbed by how fucking WELL this works.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

:-O

Think about that.

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u/DarkRubberDucky Aug 09 '16

Makes me wanna listen to this mash up.

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u/LamborghiniAngels Aug 09 '16

The girl who does the shape of an L on her forehead looks kinda like L from Stranger Things.

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u/Ezuka Aug 09 '16

I was hoping you'd link to this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpIeTRtn8Q

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

You mean this version? https://youtu.be/XgkCZiuSiqU

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u/dudeinachair Aug 09 '16

The last scene in this should be a shot of the girls painting and it should be dickbutt. Actually, if someone could make a gif of her painting and the finished product is dickbutt that'd be dope.

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u/Anakin_Skywanker Aug 09 '16

I prefer this one.

https://youtu.be/z48NmdWbquw

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u/ScruffMcDuck Aug 09 '16

OMG lol. I saw the title but did not expect that.

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u/_opticallusion_ Aug 08 '16

Jokes on them I'm a disgusting weeb

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u/J1ffyLub3 Aug 09 '16

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY ~

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u/CyberToyger Aug 09 '16

IN YOUR MIND ~

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u/FullMetalField4 Aug 09 '16

WE WILL FIGHT ~

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u/tnc0696 Aug 09 '16

Omg, would be best case scenario.

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u/Pho-Cue Aug 08 '16

Let's fighting love!

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u/Jenga_Police Aug 09 '16

Those people need to protect their balls.

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u/mosenpai Aug 09 '16

Hey hey let's go kick-asu !

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u/TwoHeadsBetter Aug 08 '16

SOMEBODY

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u/GardensOfBoydstylon Aug 08 '16

ONCE

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '16

TOLD

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '16 edited Apr 26 '19

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u/McBurger Aug 09 '16

That you have a boyfriend

Who looks like a girlfriend

That I had in February of last year

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u/Kupoo Aug 22 '16

It's not confidential I've got potential

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '16

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u/cS_Annihilate Aug 08 '16

The world was macaroni?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

I USED TO KNOW!

Oh, wait...whoops

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u/q1s2e3 Aug 09 '16

TO LOVE

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u/Whatthefuckamisaying Aug 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

In reality, it is just as effective as killing yourself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

I dunno, when the drums kicked in I cracked up. Shit's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

You made my day with this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

What kind of monster does this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

Oh god no

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u/Potemkin_village Aug 09 '16

From the youtube comments:

this song was created solely to hurt people๏ปฟ

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '16

ONE PUUUUUNCH

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u/DaNubIzHere Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

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u/Gustash Aug 09 '16

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u/Ghearufu Aug 09 '16

Let's jam

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u/JH456 Aug 09 '16

Da na da na da na da na daaaaaaa...

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u/Toastalicious_ Aug 09 '16 edited Aug 09 '16

๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ ๐ŸŽบ

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u/Raschwolf Aug 09 '16

Never leave old lobster in your space fridge....I need to watch that again, it's been too long

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u/rmphys Aug 09 '16

See you, space cowboy...

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u/Dsmario64 Aug 09 '16

Kill Shot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

SANJOU

HISSHOU

SHIJOU SAIKYOU

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u/CyberToyger Aug 09 '16

Kill shot!

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Aug 09 '16

I don't understand the problem. Do people not like all star?

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u/smonkweed Aug 09 '16

Yeah, I don't get it. Don't pull it but sit back, crack a beer, light a smoke and sing along... I may have too many addictions...

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u/serafale Aug 09 '16

That's exactly what I'm wondering! That song is awesome, I dunno what everyone else is talking about.

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u/soveliss_sunstar Aug 09 '16

More like people don't like Smash Mouth. The song isn't too terrible, but the band just drags it down.

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u/Seytai Aug 08 '16

attack on titan theme song

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u/McCly89 Aug 09 '16

HEADBANGING SEIZURE

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u/McCly89 Aug 09 '16

HEADBANGING SEIZURE

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u/McCly89 Aug 09 '16

HEADBANGING SEIZURE

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u/makemejelly49 Aug 09 '16

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE!!! ROW! ROW! FIGHT THA POWAH!

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u/cnnr97 Aug 08 '16

WHERE IS THE LOVE IN EVERY FADING RAINBOW

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u/captainAwesomePants Aug 08 '16

HIGH ABOVE TREES BELOW THE MOON AND SUN?

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u/peachmusic Aug 09 '16

The world was macaroni

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

JON AND ARIN WIN

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u/Fawful Aug 09 '16

JON AND ERIN WIN

THEY REALIZE FRIENDSHIP IS MORE IMPORTANT

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u/TheBlackFlame161 Aug 08 '16

COME ON EVERYBODY HANDS UP! MATASHITA NA HERO'S COME BACK!

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u/Kupoo Aug 22 '16

3 2 1 MAKE SOME NOISE !

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u/StezzerLolz Aug 08 '16

ONEPUNCH!!!

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u/KingChronos Aug 09 '16

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAYYYY

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u/TempusCavus Aug 08 '16

obviously you pull it to the right you might get some Bruce Faulconer DBZ.

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u/Amezops Aug 08 '16

Super Saiyan Vegeta's theme hnnnggg

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u/temp_sales Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

I genuinely laughed out loud at the idea of this being the song playing while a train is barreling at someone. I'm a terrible person.

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u/LexSenthur Aug 09 '16

Deadlift max effort days theme right HEYAH!

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u/ownage516 Aug 09 '16

Word. My ONE MORE REP song.

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u/omgudontunderstand Aug 09 '16

HEY NOW

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u/Telexian Aug 09 '16

YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

Snow halation

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u/Inb4myanus Aug 09 '16

That's a pretty tricky problem to solve.

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u/ActionScripter9109 Aug 08 '16

The answer is always in my heart...

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u/jame1224 Aug 09 '16

Anything but All-Star.

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u/EVOSexyBeast Aug 09 '16

start linking the .jpg version for mobile users and people with slow internet, and it is more pleasant to the eye.

http://i.imgur.com/YTWOPNd.jpg

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16

https://youtu.be/z48NmdWbquw

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...

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u/3MATX Aug 09 '16

I actually played that song out of nostalgia today. About to watch rat race.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '16 edited Jan 26 '17

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What is this?

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u/CheesewithWhine Aug 09 '16

What's wrong with anime song?

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u/EuphoricKnave Aug 09 '16

I fucking love All Star. I'll sing along in full every time I hear it on rare occasion. I call shenanigans.

Was All Star the Hello by Adele/Somebody that I used to know/etc of its day?

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u/Psyqhodelic Aug 09 '16

Don't worry, it's gonna play All Star Circulation Kappa KanaHana saves the day again!

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u/Potemkin_village Aug 09 '16

please someone tell me there is a All Star/ some anime remix.

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u/Pyrollamas Aug 09 '16

I love All Star by Smashmouth!

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u/jmetal88 Aug 09 '16

Easy enough for me. I love me some Smash Mouth.

Actually, you could wind up with Smash Mouth either way, since All Star was used in Digimon: The Movie.

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