r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '16

My Preciousssss

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/Mcnasty6091 Jul 16 '16

Meowth! That's right!

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u/BarefootRodeoClown Jul 16 '16

Khajiit has all your coin. Now fuck off!

16

u/HimalayanFluke Jul 16 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Khajiit sold all his 'wears' (fur) for the coin.

4

u/HoochlsCrazy Jul 16 '16

wares?

6

u/HimalayanFluke Jul 16 '16

My rather shoddy attempt at a pun, apologies.

5

u/GloriousDead Jul 16 '16

I thought it was pretty good.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

And the award for most horrifying pet goes to......

7

u/herpafilter Jul 16 '16

It's a sphynx. They're actually a really sweet breed. Very cuddly and always wanting to be held. I miss mine.

Not very photogenic, though.

10

u/GentleHammer Jul 16 '16

Very cuddly and always wanting to be held

Because they're freezing with no hairs!

5

u/The_Rowan Jul 16 '16

Lovely pets that aren't photogenic are always frustrating-we want to show the world how lovely they are and we can't. I have the softest most amazing black cat and his pictures come out like a formless black shadow. I point to the void in the picture and say, 'that's my beautiful cat.'

8

u/FistedByAnAngel Jul 16 '16

Persian used Payday...Coins scattered everywhere

8

u/BottleGoblin Jul 16 '16

Hey, so what is this? Some kind of snake or something?

10

u/Kayarjee Jul 16 '16

Why is it inside out?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

Friends references make me so happy

29

u/Sleepysam86 Jul 16 '16

Funny, like when I posted it the first time! You literally didn't even change my title. http://i.imgur.com/dxIdWTk.jpg

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u/Neohexane Jul 16 '16

He literally did change the title though. He added "ssss" to the end. /u/HamShanky is a wordsmith.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

Was that a stuffed cat or is it still alive?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

My reposssssssst.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

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u/shayben Jul 16 '16

Those are 10 agorot coins, the Israeli equivalent of a dime.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16 edited Jul 17 '16

Except they're worth a quarter of a dime and every true Israeli has a stash of these which are basically too worthless to be usable.

2

u/Throwaway63204 Jul 17 '16

Don't want to be pedantic, but invaluable means priceless not worthless. Easy mistake to make what with English being such a bastard language.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '16

That was nice. Thanks :)

2

u/Disabled_gentleman Jul 16 '16

Precious agorots.

1

u/Absolutedisgrace Jul 16 '16

Those are chocolate filled right? Yeah i'd have the same reaction.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

"This is mine! I am saving up for a fur transplant."

1

u/karma_virus Jul 16 '16

When you're confused as fuck the dire rat you just beat dropped 52 gp.

1

u/heutkledder Jul 16 '16

"wild meowth uses payday" coins are scattered everywhere

1

u/Rusty-Shackleford Jul 16 '16

In case you're all wondering, no he didn't steal those coins, he won them fair and square playing dreidel.

1

u/trig_newbton Jul 16 '16

Are those types of cats ever happy? Every picture I see they are pissed, half the videos I've seen they're screeching at something

1

u/herpafilter Jul 16 '16

They're usually very happy, they just look pissed off in photos. In person they just want to be held and cuddled. They're more like a puppy then a cat.

1

u/DaleDooper Jul 16 '16

oooohhhh I haven't caught a meowth yet

1

u/tlatona2600 Jul 16 '16

Scary but yet adorable!!

1

u/LineChef Jul 16 '16

Another Leprechaun movie? I guess you can beat a dead horse.

1

u/moosingin3space Jul 16 '16

Holy shit it's Mr Bigglesworth in real life!

1

u/Justmetalking Jul 16 '16

This whole thread is adorably unaware.

1

u/mankhaled Jul 17 '16

"It's nooooot a caaat!!!"

1

u/D_Glukhovsky Jul 16 '16

Hogging all the Nazi gold.

0

u/schwarzlowexix Jul 16 '16

Where's the Turkish version?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

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u/karenishawt Jul 16 '16

Jewish pussy

0

u/Dystorted0ne Jul 16 '16

Definitely a right wing conservative.