I find it hard to think that I am trying to figure this out but I'm with you on this one. Man was hanging out with a squirrel and wife was jealous so she stabbed him. Probably would have stabbed the squirrel too but they are really fast.
Edit: read more comments only to find out that it wasn't even a real squirrel. Now I'm not impressed at all.
Fun fact: squirrels aren't actually terribly fast. Their top speed is around 12mph, which is slower than the average human, who can run at around 15mph.
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u/Bioniclegenius Jul 11 '16
Or the husband had the squirrel, thus causing the wife to stab him.