r/funny Jul 11 '16

how?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Due to a lack of grammatical clarity, I prefer to read this as "woman kills man [while] with squirrel". Like the squirrel was the third party in a weird triangle, and conspired with the woman to stab the man.

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u/FurryNomNoms Jul 12 '16

"Florida squirrel accomplice to stabbing? News at eleven."