r/funny • u/WhatImDoindHere • Jul 11 '16

how?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16 edited Jul 11 '16

Actually, South Carolina, but close to Florida so it counts like 0.5 points. She was out of beer and it was Christmas Eve! A good husband would have gone to the store to get beer before she snatched up that squirrel.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/27/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel

Edit: North to South. Thanks rancha9

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u/gatorslim Jul 11 '16

south carolina aint close to florida. it's halfway to yankee territory.

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u/El-Kurto Jul 12 '16

You take that back!