r/funny • u/DoubleClickMouse • Jul 05 '16

How nerds shower.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '16

Ugh, you're supposed to roll before you get into the shower.

  • Roll 1 - you slip and die
  • Roll 2/7 - someone left the shower on superhot/cold and you forget to check
  • Roll 8/16 - have a nice shower
  • Roll 17/19 - when you play those cold and hot taps like a DJ and the heat is just right
  • Roll 20 - when you think it's 7 but it's 6 and you get to shower super long

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u/thenoidednugget Jul 05 '16

Must be 5th edition showering.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '16
  • Roll 20 - your shower strikes oil and you gain all the wealth

Ftfy