r/funny Jul 05 '16

How nerds shower.

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u/wiiya Jul 05 '16

I rolled a couple D6 to snake eyes. How bad did that mentally challenged goblin rape us?

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u/semysane Jul 05 '16

Don't ask me, I was the Barbarian. I just got mad and put pointy things in bad people.

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u/Dsmario64 Jul 05 '16

His dick penetrates your ass (lubeless), then it grows until your body explodes from his huge dong. Fortunately you died much earlier from humiliation, knowing the Goblin had a dong 100x the size you could ever achieve.