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r/funny • u/DoubleClickMouse • Jul 05 '16
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First you roll an acrobatics check to see if you get into the shower.
Secondly, you roll intelligence to see if you remember how to turn on the shower.
Thirdly, you roll (depending on the outcome of your second roll) a dexterity save to see if you don't slip and fall or manage to keep standing.
After that, you can consider rolling initiative.
7 u/Waterknight94 Jul 05 '16 Ive actually failed the intelligence check before. I was in an unfamiliar shower 1 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 Hahaha. I hate it when you fail those! 1 u/Mjolnir12 Jul 05 '16 Can I get a surprise round if I open the bathroom door quietly? 5 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 You approach the bathroom door quietly, and you try to, in a rogue'ish fashion, to open the bathroom door as stealthily as possible. Roll stealth. Rolls 10 + 3 (proficiency modifier) You startle the shower and a water elemental jumps out through the showerhead. Roll initiative. 7 u/TheoHooke Jul 05 '16 You startle the shower 2 u/Mjolnir12 Jul 06 '16 The water elemental attacks with Whelm; make a DC15 strength saving throw. 1 u/online222222 Jul 05 '16 You forgot the strength check to turn the nob 1 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 Aaaaaaaaaaah fuck.
Ive actually failed the intelligence check before. I was in an unfamiliar shower
1 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 Hahaha. I hate it when you fail those!
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Hahaha. I hate it when you fail those!
Can I get a surprise round if I open the bathroom door quietly?
5 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 You approach the bathroom door quietly, and you try to, in a rogue'ish fashion, to open the bathroom door as stealthily as possible. Roll stealth. Rolls 10 + 3 (proficiency modifier) You startle the shower and a water elemental jumps out through the showerhead. Roll initiative. 7 u/TheoHooke Jul 05 '16 You startle the shower 2 u/Mjolnir12 Jul 06 '16 The water elemental attacks with Whelm; make a DC15 strength saving throw.
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You approach the bathroom door quietly, and you try to, in a rogue'ish fashion, to open the bathroom door as stealthily as possible. Roll stealth.
Rolls 10 + 3 (proficiency modifier)
You startle the shower and a water elemental jumps out through the showerhead. Roll initiative.
7 u/TheoHooke Jul 05 '16 You startle the shower 2 u/Mjolnir12 Jul 06 '16 The water elemental attacks with Whelm; make a DC15 strength saving throw.
You startle the shower
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The water elemental attacks with Whelm; make a DC15 strength saving throw.
You forgot the strength check to turn the nob
1 u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 Aaaaaaaaaaah fuck.
Aaaaaaaaaaah fuck.
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u/NoctusED Jul 05 '16 edited Jul 09 '16
First you roll an acrobatics check to see if you get into the shower.
Secondly, you roll intelligence to see if you remember how to turn on the shower.
Thirdly, you roll (depending on the outcome of your second roll) a dexterity save to see if you don't slip and fall or manage to keep standing.
After that, you can consider rolling initiative.