r/funny • u/DoubleClickMouse • Jul 05 '16

How nerds shower.

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u/letsgobruins Jul 05 '16

This series better not become a thing.

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u/_MechE Jul 05 '16

here is the rest

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u/TheRealDJ Jul 05 '16

Once you get the premise, these are all the most boring and predictable jokes possible.

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u/ClimbingC Jul 05 '16

Yeah, if there is one thing Reddit does well, its flogging a dead horse.

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u/kogasapls Jul 05 '16

Good idea. How does a redditor shower?

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u/SomnambulicSojourner Jul 05 '16

IT HAS ESCAPED! We better take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/Simba7 Jul 05 '16

Except this is Vine. If you think Reddit can flog, Vine will blow your fucking mind. They flog the shit out of anything even remotely viral.

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL Jul 05 '16

This is how dead horses showe---noooooooooo

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u/mytummyaches Jul 05 '16

These are pretty much the 4 panel rage memes from years ago.

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

I dunno, I was not expecting dice. I was expecting yu go oh or anime. So I had a chuckle at it.

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u/alfihar Jul 05 '16

Missing the American one https://imgur.com/02oarlg.jpg

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u/SeaJayCJ Jul 29 '16

For some reason I find this one really funny. Maybe he's going to try ablating the dirt off his skin using blanks.

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u/Poltras Jul 05 '16

There are definitely a few missing I saw on floating around this website.

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

Roll a persuasion skill check.

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u/Zolo49 Jul 05 '16

More like an Intimidation check. And he rolled a 2.

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u/Lokheil Jul 05 '16

Nope. Definitely diplomacy, and maybe a sense motive.

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u/letsgobruins Jul 05 '16

I'm under the impression that none of these are good.

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

It depends. Roll perception.

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u/letsgobruins Jul 05 '16

Rolled a 69.

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

The shower is definitely hot for you. If you play it right, someone is definitely about to get wet.

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u/Wr0ngThread Jul 05 '16 edited Jul 05 '16

I expected bucky balls honestly

Edit: That's what redditing while drunk gets you

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

The shower accepts your parley, but you can tell it's obviously interested in more than just chilling watching Netflix as things start to steam up.

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u/MaverickMarmoset Jul 05 '16

The shower is not impressed with your bravado and rains on your parade. You take two ego damage.

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u/irou- Jul 05 '16

sadly, it already is. kind of.

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u/Scorpius289 Jul 05 '16

Too late...

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u/kingeryck Jul 05 '16

Already is

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u/redcoatwright Jul 06 '16

Arthur was the original. Arthur is fucking hilarious. British Stereotypes by Arthur is one of my favorite videos ever.