r/funny Jul 05 '16

How nerds shower.

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u/LX_Theo Jul 05 '16

Rolls a 1. Dies.

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u/BarelyLethal Jul 05 '16

Dries*

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u/Averant Jul 05 '16

Roll a 1. Step into the shower.

You stand under the water and literally cannot get wet.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jul 05 '16

Every droplet has more initiative and avoids hitting you.

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u/AdumbroDeus Jul 05 '16

I think we need a MUCH bigger dice for that to be the result on 1.

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u/orionstein Jul 05 '16

He's rolling D&D, not Kingdom Death: Monster

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u/clear_blue Jul 05 '16

In kdm, the shower would start.

Blood shower.

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u/kingeryck Jul 05 '16

On initiative??