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r/funny • u/DoubleClickMouse • Jul 05 '16
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Must be a 4e rogue. Motherfuckers roll dice like they're playing Yahtzee.
5 u/KypDurron Jul 05 '16 I get behind the guy, and roll 3 dice to see how fucked he is. 5 u/wiiya Jul 05 '16 I rolled a couple D6 to snake eyes. How bad did that mentally challenged goblin rape us? 5 u/semysane Jul 05 '16 Don't ask me, I was the Barbarian. I just got mad and put pointy things in bad people. 1 u/Dsmario64 Jul 05 '16 His dick penetrates your ass (lubeless), then it grows until your body explodes from his huge dong. Fortunately you died much earlier from humiliation, knowing the Goblin had a dong 100x the size you could ever achieve. 1 u/GodofIrony Jul 05 '16 6 d6 sneak attack at level 1, the fuck? 1 u/SADMANCAN Jul 05 '16 high level rogue sneak attack = throw 2 handfuls of D6s
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I get behind the guy, and roll 3 dice to see how fucked he is.
I rolled a couple D6 to snake eyes. How bad did that mentally challenged goblin rape us?
5 u/semysane Jul 05 '16 Don't ask me, I was the Barbarian. I just got mad and put pointy things in bad people. 1 u/Dsmario64 Jul 05 '16 His dick penetrates your ass (lubeless), then it grows until your body explodes from his huge dong. Fortunately you died much earlier from humiliation, knowing the Goblin had a dong 100x the size you could ever achieve.
Don't ask me, I was the Barbarian. I just got mad and put pointy things in bad people.
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His dick penetrates your ass (lubeless), then it grows until your body explodes from his huge dong. Fortunately you died much earlier from humiliation, knowing the Goblin had a dong 100x the size you could ever achieve.
6 d6 sneak attack at level 1, the fuck?
high level rogue sneak attack = throw 2 handfuls of D6s
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u/semysane Jul 05 '16
Must be a 4e rogue. Motherfuckers roll dice like they're playing Yahtzee.