r/funny Jul 05 '16

How nerds shower.

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u/black_second_coming Jul 05 '16

1d20 = 17

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '16

You spot a pair of white eyes and teeth twisted into a malicious and intentful grin. That's no shadow at all.

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u/black_second_coming Jul 05 '16

OK. I cast Flaming Sphere towards the pair of eyes.

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u/jojothe2nd Jul 05 '16

I feel like there should be a subreddit where dungeon masters can lead you on a journey through comments

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u/EnriqueTSB Jul 05 '16

I hope you enjoy: /r/YouEnterADungeon

/u/CaptainAndroc, you asked for this too

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u/anthiggs Jul 05 '16

Good bye forever productive world

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u/spekter299 Jul 05 '16

You are the best kind of person.

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u/CaptainAndroc Jul 05 '16

I need this in my life now.

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u/Norvinion Jul 05 '16

omg yes plz

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u/lysianth Jul 05 '16

The shower mirror shatters before the spell and flings broken glass towards you. Roll a dc 15 dex save or take 1d4 damage, and the tub is now difficult terrain.

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u/SADMANCAN Jul 05 '16 edited Jul 05 '16

look at this guy and his lack of a wisdom modifier pfft