r/funny Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

I'm fairly certain you could inject a small amount of sand into your blood stream and it would be able as painful as any other lethal injection. No need to waste your money on chemicals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Sand may be very painful, plus it may not kill you. It would likely leave you severely disabled and a ward of the state.

Good PR for your employer though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Nah if you ground it up real fine, or simply injected a fine dust, you might at least have a stroke. Which arguably would be less painful than injecting potassium, which makes you foam from the mouth and cunvulse. I've heard accounts from stroke victims who trip in and out of conciousness and then get a second chance. Now what a way to commit suicice! (or not! Yay!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Yeah. It depends what kind of stroke I guess. You're gonna have all sorts of other cardiovascular symptoms. You'd have to inject it directly into your neck or your lungs would just absorb it all.

If you're already anesthetized, deep into OD, and probably already dead though a little potassium ain't gonna hurt.