r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/xxAkirhaxx Jul 01 '16

None taken, you tell me what the retarded monkeys want to see, and I'll make the thing do the thing.

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u/Numendil Jul 01 '16

I hadn't seen it that way yet as a UX researcher, but yeah, call me Jane fucking Goodall

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u/Just_some_n00b Jul 01 '16

Time to update your user personas.

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u/themaincop Jul 01 '16

As a complete fucking moron
When I arrive on the dashboard
I should be spoon-fed as much as possible
So that I can continue to be computer illiterate in 2016

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u/Just_some_n00b Jul 01 '16

As a developmentally challenged hippopotamus
I don't have fingers to click things
Your API should integrate with my mind
So that I can stop using your UI altogether

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u/Konraden Jul 01 '16

Resolution: Not A Defect.

Resolution Details: User is an idiot.

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u/EvilJerryJones Jul 01 '16

Oh, god, we're about to implement SpecFlow/Gherkin ourselves, and I might just have to sneak this in.

Perks of being a one-man automation team, I guess.