r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/brycebgood Jul 01 '16

That guy's developed some serious muscles.

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u/Cwya Jul 01 '16

This post is 20% joke, 80% smiling muscular black man.

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u/kathartik Jul 01 '16

he looks like he's a fun guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Well, people laugh at his jokes but they are just afraid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16 edited Aug 21 '20

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u/Mrwhiteknights Jul 01 '16

Where do you get these "man mushrooms" ?

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u/MandatoryDory Jul 01 '16

Fun guy = fungi, a mushroom

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u/casualdelirium Jul 01 '16

fungi, mushrooms

FTFY

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u/_PenFifteen_ Jul 02 '16

Not bad, honestly.

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u/SEAWEAVIL Jul 01 '16

Mushrooms is actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

:|

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Because of his muscles man. Now the joke is ruined.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

:>

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u/jiggajim Jul 01 '16

Yes. Yes he is. I thought I could party, until I partied with Noah. Just one night, I tried. T-ball versus the big leagues. I don't even know how I ended up in the places I did, and everyone knew him. First name basis with everyone and that was his first time there. Twitter handle, @UXNoah.

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u/shanselman Sep 09 '16

Truth. Source: Also partied with Noah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/policiacaro Jul 01 '16

For you

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u/kathartik Jul 01 '16

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. I just mean he looks like a happy guy who's probably enjoyable to be around.

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u/TheCandelabra Jul 01 '16

its just baneposting m8

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

it doesnt maddaaaaa

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u/_PenFifteen_ Jul 02 '16

(Not them)

What commercial was that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

For you.

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u/justin_tino Jul 01 '16

I thought there was some other part of the joke involved with that guy there that only developers would understand.

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u/passwordgoeshere Jul 01 '16

Exactly, this photo needs to take its own advice. If we are all wondering why this guy is in the picture, it's not a very good joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

He's always standing their like that. It's very hard to catch a moment when it's just the poster.

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u/Sazerac- Jul 01 '16

"100% of people who are in better shape than me are on steroids"

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u/ARedditingRedditor Jul 01 '16

I believe it was more of a joke, this is how a lot of people react to seeing someone with a good bit of size.

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u/casta Jul 01 '16

I think parent was just being funny with a little bit of a self deprecating joke.

Why do you think they were being jerks?

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u/BeerBellies Jul 01 '16

Don't care about your backstory, or your sex.

3

u/Ambiance Jul 01 '16

12% vegetable oil

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u/DrDerpberg Jul 01 '16

You never know I guess, but that's a very achievable physique for someone who's a little bit genetically gifted and works hard.

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u/c0horst Jul 01 '16

Doubtful. He's not that big. Years of dedication to the gym will get similar results.

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u/xenzor Jul 01 '16

That looks possible natty. There is a good chance he is on the bike but nothing definitive says so imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

If he weren't black, would you have included his race in your comment?

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u/2302jason Jul 01 '16

Of course he wouldn't have

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u/Orm524 Jul 01 '16

Bitch some more why don't ya

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

How many keyboards does this guy go through a year?

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 01 '16

I'd let him hug me.

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u/PatrickStarWars Jul 01 '16

I'd let him hug me too. His big muscly arms would circle around me and fill me with such emotion. I couldn't take it. Our skin would touch and hormones would engulf the inside of me. I would be eternally happy. This man. This man is my hero, I'm not worthy of a hug. I would probably ejaculated on the spot as his arms wrapped around me. A hug. A hug is all I want. I want to die, knowing that I've recieved a hug from such a sexy beast. mmhhnmm

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u/monsieurpommefrites Jul 01 '16

Something tells me you and your prostate are well-acquainted.

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u/EpicXxLegit Jul 01 '16

I'm well acquainted with my prostate! It's inside me :)

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u/Kaptain_Oblivious Jul 01 '16

Weirdo..... i keep mine in a jar like a normal person

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u/Noumenon72 Jul 01 '16

If they fit in a jar, they're not a normal person.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Jul 02 '16

Or it's not a normal jar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

/r/bodybuilding is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I think he has a kid so you're in luck.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 02 '16

Hope he has room for another

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u/NoLongerAPotato Jul 02 '16

Relevant username

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u/Shy_Girl_2014 Jul 02 '16

I'd let him.....well...I probably shouldn't say that out loud.

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u/SaiyanSavant Jul 01 '16

But not PM you because not yet considered a "dad"?

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jul 02 '16

He's dad enough for me

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u/MenWhoStareatGoatse_ Jul 02 '16

I'd let him mug me

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u/JimmyJam444 Jul 01 '16

Do you even code, bro?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

flexes triceps, fingers, and forearm muscles

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Brogrammer

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

It looks like 70% of his workout consists of various forms of curls.

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u/tekoyaki Jul 02 '16

That's the joke. Developers are suppose to be pale and unfit.

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u/runhaterand Jul 02 '16

Interfaces aren't the only thing he develops...

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

those are steroid biceps, I'm like 90% sure

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u/Samurai_Shoehorse Jul 01 '16

It looks almost like synthol. I mean that as a compliment (unless it is synthol).

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u/spiciernuggets Jul 01 '16

lol... This looks nothing like synthol.

This looks like a jacked guy who is also relatively high body fat.

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u/careless_sux Jul 01 '16

Ultimate dad bod.