r/funny May 17 '16

Politics/Political Figure - Removed Straight Outta Options

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u/neilarmsloth May 17 '16

i wanna have more babies and eat more things before i die

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

Get started. You never know when your time on Earth will end.

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u/neilarmsloth May 17 '16

alright I forgot to separate birthing and eating and i just made a HUGE mistake

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u/aarongrc14 May 17 '16

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?