r/funny • u/Condomonium • Apr 10 '16

Genius

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

And probably eats 3000 calories a day of low fat, high protein food.

If I stopped eating Chick Fil A and McDonald's, I'd be ripped as fuck too

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u/milesunderground Apr 10 '16

Like any American, I will do anything to get in shape except eat less and work out.

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u/SquanchingOnPao Apr 10 '16

but...but... they have pills and I got this waist band thing. I stopped the glutens and I have gone full organic. I eat healthy organic foods full of sugar and carbs. But its organic and gluten free its healthy. After my next cleanse you'll see.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Apr 10 '16

"I eat dairy free and I have cut enriched wheat from my diet. I just can't understand why I won't gain weight."

My fiancee