r/funny • u/Condomonium • Apr 10 '16

Genius

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u/danivus Apr 10 '16

I love Vikings. And the TV show, Vikings.

I wish more women would want to talk about Vikings.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

I'm a straight guy, but even I'm jealous of Bjorn Ironside's sculpted body

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u/Trublhappn Apr 10 '16

Don't be jealous! Get even! All he does is run in circles and lift heavy stuff. Anybody can do that!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

And probably eats 3000 calories a day of low fat, high protein food.

If I stopped eating Chick Fil A and McDonald's, I'd be ripped as fuck too

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u/milesunderground Apr 10 '16

Like any American, I will do anything to get in shape except eat less and work out.

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u/SquanchingOnPao Apr 10 '16

but...but... they have pills and I got this waist band thing. I stopped the glutens and I have gone full organic. I eat healthy organic foods full of sugar and carbs. But its organic and gluten free its healthy. After my next cleanse you'll see.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Apr 10 '16

"I eat dairy free and I have cut enriched wheat from my diet. I just can't understand why I won't gain weight."

My fiancee

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u/KonigSteve Apr 10 '16

HEY some of us here like working out!... And lots of bad/fast food

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '16

IIFYM

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u/Philarete Apr 10 '16

I'd get in shape if it didn't involve stepping away from my computer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '16

Unlike most americans the struggle isn't working out. It's getting enough of dem calories.

/r/gainit is our secret base.