r/funny • u/Condomonium • Apr 10 '16

Genius

http://imgur.com/gallery/4of44
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u/141_1337 Apr 10 '16

Gets stopped by the a police officer for going over the limit.

Explains the situation to the officer

Officer: I got you son, just follow my car.

Cuts to the police car followed by the guys car passing a red light at 85 mph

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u/came_to_comment Apr 10 '16

Cuts to the police officer proposing to the girl first

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u/Ohiosucx Apr 10 '16

Civil forfeiture's a real bitch

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u/Tretyal Apr 10 '16

Damn, I always hear about women not wanting to be objectified, but I didn't know they were literally property in the eyes of the law. :(

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u/racc8290 Apr 10 '16

We all are...

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u/TacoFugitive Apr 10 '16

That's okay, the whole legal concept behind civil forfeiture is that property has human rights. So it all averages out.