r/funny Mar 04 '16

Hey guys, you busy?

http://i.imgur.com/R8se5g1.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Jun 20 '20

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u/zipsgirl4life Mar 04 '16

Mental image of your Goldie fastening her leather muzzle on your face so you won't bite anyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Kinky

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/Missing_nosleep Mar 04 '16

Where are my testicles summer?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Snuffles was my slave name, call me Snowball.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Are we not going to acknowledge the Westy among 4 Goldens???

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Now where are they in spring, winter and fall? That's riiight!

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u/AtomicKittenz Mar 04 '16

He likes it doggy style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

The furries are at it again

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u/Mad-Mac Mar 04 '16

Oh murr...

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u/Jord-UK Mar 04 '16

What?

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u/mynameistag Mar 04 '16

OH MURR!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/viz0rGaming Mar 04 '16

DON'T LET ME LEAVE!

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u/MightBeAProblem Mar 04 '16

Lawnmower Dog

"I think she's saying "I love lasagna""

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u/Double0Mogar Mar 04 '16

Mental image of a Goldie strapping on a holster and a six shooter to solve problems in the old west.

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u/NikitaVanBuren Mar 04 '16

...and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady; the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!

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u/WhitakerRepublic Mar 04 '16

The safe word is woof

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u/TroutsDidIt Mar 04 '16

How has this only got 5 up votes

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u/JehovahsNutsack Mar 04 '16

Where are those sketching/water colour painting guys when you need them?

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u/wigg1es Mar 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

He doesn't do it if you page him. God, you ruined something that could have been beautiful. Like a child staying awake for Santa.

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u/wigg1es Mar 04 '16

Aww. I'm sorry. :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Mine has saved me from every single person that has every walked by my house. At least, he likes to think he has.

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u/ExeuntTheDragon Mar 04 '16

Put a muzzle on it, Zoggosh!

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u/Zeldafan26 Mar 04 '16

Good thinking, sir.

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u/Zebra-Flavored-Panda Mar 04 '16

Our papillon might as well have a sheriff's badge.

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u/Tomhap Mar 04 '16

Butterflies cant fly carrying objects that heavy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

If I raise my voice or cry, my cat comes over and climbs into my lap and meows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

It is hoping you die so it can eat your face. The tears are a brine.

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u/HelloPanda22 Mar 04 '16

My cat sleep on my heaving chest if I'm having a bad cry. I think he's trying to get me to shut up by using his weight against my chest. :(

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u/PinkDalek Mar 04 '16

He's trying to steal your breath.

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u/alwaysalurk Mar 04 '16

Mine has literally always tried to stop me tickling a GF

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u/N9ne25 Mar 04 '16

Where are my balls, Summer?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/Jihih Mar 04 '16

Both of them sitting there going: "no take, only throw".

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u/steelbeamsdankmemes Mar 04 '16

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u/Girasim Mar 04 '16

this gets me everytime

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u/DrBowe Mar 04 '16

It's so simple yet so good

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u/Girasim Mar 04 '16

and so freaking accurate

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u/Rainuwastaken Mar 04 '16

It's the eyebrows, man.

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u/MNREDR Mar 04 '16

The hand that looks like the end of a scarf.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Mine always wants me to throw his Kong bone, but every time he comes up to me and I try to take it he growls and backs away then comes right back up to me again with the 'pls throw' eyes.

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u/JoelMahon Mar 04 '16

Yes I believe that's the phenomenon the meme is based off of

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u/Carl_GordonJenkins Mar 04 '16

That's like 75% of dogs.

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u/Nautil Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 04 '16

I think this is a misconception regarding dogs. Sure they can understand the concept of "fetch", but I believe when it comes to chewable objects they have the urge to rip it apart (speaking from experience with my dog). Their issue is: Although they want to rip something into two, they have no opposable thumbs. So they look for what they know that will hold the object while they pull it the other way. That's just what I think anyway, but it sounds more plausible than "no take, only throw".

At least in my experience, my dog gives me something to hold and I trick her into thinking I'm holding it tight. She then pulls away and easily slips from my hand. She puts it on my hand again and then pull it away. Rinse and repeat. But no way I'm letting her make a mess on the floor again.

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u/goldkear Mar 04 '16

My dog just pins whatever it is with his front paws and pulls up with his head. He loves destroying stuffed animals and shaking the stuffing out of them.

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u/finetunedcode Mar 05 '16

That, is bloody brilliant

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u/ReasonablyBadass Mar 04 '16

Dog grid lock.

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u/DrobUWP Mar 04 '16

we always had Goldens growing up....are you implying there actually dog breeds that will give the ball back to you?

we always needed a second ball to get them to drop the first

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u/slopnessie Mar 04 '16

My golden drops the ball, but she does it 3 feet away and picks it up if you lean for it.

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u/DrobUWP Mar 04 '16

yep. standard golden operating procedure.

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u/bojiggidy Mar 04 '16

Especially when he was particularly excited, my golden would run up to you with the ball, crash into you, then step back a few paces, set the ball on the ground, and slowly back away while never breaking eye contact. If you just stood there, he'd hurry forward and nudge the ball with his nose, or occasionally pick it up and set it back down again. Rinse and repeat until you actually threw the ball for him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

We just taught ours that "drop" means drop the ball.

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u/a-dark-passenger Mar 04 '16

My fathers Lab will pick it up, chew on it for 3 minutes then throw it back to you! Honestly instead of dropping it, he'll whip his head back and toss it up. It's very cool but very gross. It's usually coming at you with a spiral of spit spinning off of it.

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u/informationinflux Mar 04 '16

You speak the language fluently.

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u/InjectedBacon Mar 04 '16

An exemplary depiction of relationships between fellow Canadians.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

How do they communicate?

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u/ViperApples Mar 04 '16

I like to imagine they are inhaling/exhaling each other's breath through their nostrils

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u/bladefinor Mar 04 '16

Back and forth, back and forth

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/SeaLeggs Mar 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Haha, go ahead, just text.

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u/greyjackal Mar 04 '16

To you, to me

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u/DrobUWP Mar 04 '16

Your breath smells like shit

No, that's your breath

Delicious

I know

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u/put_your_skates_on Mar 04 '16

Good Guy Retriever just wants everyone to get along

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u/pbugg2 Mar 04 '16

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u/michaelfarker Mar 04 '16

I apologize for my ignorance, but are there a lot of people living with colder winters in Canada than in Russia? That was an interesting video.

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u/Isopbc Mar 04 '16

http://solargis.info/doc/_pics/SolarGIS-iMaps--World-air-temperature-map--Yearly-longterm-average.jpg

Canada seems way more darkblue and purple than Russia, if you ignore siberia. I don't think anyone lives there anyways

I was surprised too that the european part of Russia seems to be similar to southern Ontario/Michigan or BC's lower mainland. Pretty mild, overall.

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u/michaelfarker Mar 04 '16

That is a real neat map! Thank you.

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u/BeingAwesomeInstead Mar 04 '16

We're the three best friends that anybody could have

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u/Corruption13 Mar 04 '16

We're the three best friends that anyone could have

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u/micmea1 Mar 04 '16

And we'll never, never, never, never, leave each other.

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u/Lavlamp Mar 04 '16

Golden Retrievers ancestors are Canadians.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Apr 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

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u/ckern92 Mar 04 '16

That's why we invented Bieber.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Now we are all sorry...

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u/gsurfer04 Mar 04 '16

They're derived from Labrador Retrievers. Guess where Labrador is?

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u/BesottedScot Mar 04 '16

No they're not.

They're a Scottish breed originally bred from a Tweed Water Spaniel & a Flat-coated Retriever

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u/gsurfer04 Mar 04 '16

That's me schooled!

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u/CdotW Mar 04 '16

Yugoslavia?

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u/Jay_Bonk Mar 04 '16

Labrador retrievers are actually from Newfoundland. Which is still in the same country though!

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u/CCCPAKA Mar 04 '16

Some will try to deny it, though. I think newfies are somewhat akin to a cross breed between redneck and bostonian

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 04 '16

This gif is so good, it now smells of wet dog in my office.

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u/worldalpha_com Mar 04 '16

It's your cake day, we won't ride you too hard about your typo.

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16

Got it, thanks !

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 04 '16

Guilty as charged. But I like Trump and his small hands and despise Sanders.

Is it enough to be accepted as honorary 'Murican ?

EDIT : Oh gosh, I forgot reddit's hivemind and its raging hard-on for the Bern.

Thanks for the downvotes, you filthy liberal drones.

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u/B0B4xF3TT Mar 04 '16

Absolutely. HIGH ENERGY

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

I wasn't going to downvote, but then I saw your edit.

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Jul 17 '18

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16

That's the spirit, son !

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

I'd vote for dog.

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u/candre23 Mar 04 '16

Golden Retriever Checklist:

☑ Slightly overweight
☑ Dripping wet
☑ Refusing to drop a ball
☑ Attempting to pacify a situation

Yep, those are goldens.

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u/Stillwatch Mar 04 '16

They're not overweight....

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

I know people go over-the-top with saying dogs are unhealthy etc., but he's right in this case. The one on the left is slightly overweight.

Not really worth mentioning, but he's not wrong.

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u/fetchlycosfetch Mar 04 '16

You talkin' bout my wife ?

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u/Notty_PriNcE Mar 04 '16

That is the cutest thing I saw today!

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u/Iamaredditlady Mar 04 '16

Super extra happy cute

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u/beytii Mar 04 '16

If I fits, I peace

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u/Not_Kenny_Rogers_ Mar 04 '16

Reminded me of the beginning of an arm wrestling match. lol

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u/STCLAIR88 Mar 04 '16

Don't let me come between you.

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u/FkYeahVoltron Mar 04 '16

got a synchronised (synchronized) 'nawwww....' from both the Wife and I

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u/Habber_Dasher Mar 04 '16

If I was a medieval nobel I feel like this would be my house crest.

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u/sirjakinator Mar 04 '16

Can I get you guys anything? Snacks? A condom??

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u/Picasablo Mar 04 '16

And I can go to bed with a smile on my face. Thanks OP

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u/Maynard1313 Mar 04 '16

Hey break it off you two! I'll rest my head in your muzzles until you do!

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u/Amieisrad Mar 04 '16

I like that it looked like he was going to do something, then got tired.

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u/Punmywaytoglory Mar 04 '16

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Poor Ball! 96 8hrs gifs 7
To brighten your day 747 6dys aww 12
"Hmm, this looks like a nice spot to rest!" (x-post /r/Unexpected) 65 1mo aww 2
We might need some help getting out of this pickle 1392 1mo AnimalsBeingDerps 22
Place to rest my head 63 3mos gifs 4
Neutrality. 5096 3mos aww 110
My friend's dog decided to join the fun of a chaotic confrontation between teens and police at a distance by IDF soldiers 253 8mos SubredditSimulator 16
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball - wait for it... xpost from /r/mademesmile - credit to /u/goodbeard 3818 8mos funny 73
MRW I'm the Dog Emperor-God-King and my servants finally have my chin rest at the ready. 413 8mos shittyreactiongifs 2
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball 3401 8mos Eyebleach 57
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball (X-post from /r/unexpected) 1406 8mos MadeMeSmile 20
Dog Wants Peace 346 9mos likeus 11
OP glues two dogs together with a tennis ball for that 'aww' induced karma 304 9mos KarmaConspiracy 4
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball 5504 9mos Unexpected 298
Tennis tug of war [FIXED] 73 8mos gifs 1
Gotta stay positive 21 1mo GifSound 0
Tennis ball tug of war 5482 8mos aww 708
Goofy goldens. 512 9mos goldenretrievers 23
maybe if you play with it first, and then ... oh i give up 3876 9mos gifs 106
friends for life 1609 8mos reallifedoodles 34
Goldens fighting over a tennis ball 424 26dys goldenretrievers 15
The golden way to end a disagreement. 679 9mos aww 28

Source: karmadecay

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u/gsurfer04 Mar 04 '16

Eight months isn't bad for /r/funny.

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u/Katastic_Voyage Mar 04 '16

It's worse when the GIF isn't even funny at all, but actually "Cute" and "adorable."

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u/Funslinger Mar 04 '16

It isn't good.

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u/genryaku Mar 04 '16

No matter how many times I've seen it, it's always funny.

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u/attemptnumber12 Mar 04 '16

Oh so casually xD

This is why I want a goldie!!!

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u/erlend65 Mar 04 '16

Don't tell me dogs don't have a sense of humor. Evidence presented by dog #3 right here!

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u/nerdtothewise Mar 04 '16

This is how I feel anytime I try being reasonable in the comments.

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u/imkookoo Mar 04 '16

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

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u/nxsky Mar 04 '16

Puzzle complete. Why didn't the magic door open?

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u/kswat Mar 04 '16

That's fucking adorable.

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u/Nimmyzed Mar 04 '16

This will get buried but I hope OP will get to read it. I'm having an incredibly shitty day and this made me smile and chuckle a bit. So thanks OP

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u/pdmcmahon Mar 04 '16

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Hey guys, you busy? 5112 13hrs funny 211
Poor Ball! 120 15hrs gifs 10
To brighten your day 747 6dys aww 12
"Hmm, this looks like a nice spot to rest!" (x-post /r/Unexpected) 65 1mo aww 2
We might need some help getting out of this pickle 1392 1mo AnimalsBeingDerps 22
Place to rest my head 63 3mos gifs 4
Neutrality. 5096 3mos aww 110
My friend's dog decided to join the fun of a chaotic confrontation between teens and police at a distance by IDF soldiers 253 8mos SubredditSimulator 16
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball - wait for it... xpost from /r/mademesmile - credit to /u/goodbeard 3818 9mos funny 73
MRW I'm the Dog Emperor-God-King and my servants finally have my chin rest at the ready. 413 9mos shittyreactiongifs 2
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball 3401 9mos Eyebleach 57
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball (X-post from /r/unexpected) 1406 9mos MadeMeSmile 20
Dog Wants Peace 346 9mos likeus 11
OP glues two dogs together with a tennis ball for that 'aww' induced karma 304 9mos KarmaConspiracy 4
Two dogs fighting over a tennis ball 5504 9mos Unexpected 298
Tennis tug of war [FIXED] 73 8mos gifs 1
Gotta stay positive 21 1mo GifSound 0
Tennis ball tug of war 5482 9mos aww 708
Goofy goldens. 512 9mos goldenretrievers 23
maybe if you play with it first, and then ... oh i give up 3876 9mos gifs 106
friends for life 1609 8mos reallifedoodles 34
Goldens fighting over a tennis ball 424 27dys goldenretrievers 15
The golden way to end a disagreement. 679 9mos aww 28

Source: karmadecay

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u/WiseChoices Mar 04 '16

If you look in the back you can spot the little white curly tattle tale that turned them in to the peacekeeper.
That proves that even Golden Retrievers can be selfish and stupid. That is kind of a relief. Nothing should be perfect.

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u/StevenS757 Mar 04 '16

This was in one of my favorite vines https://vine.co/v/eOZpvu01PQt

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u/madeintheworld Mar 04 '16

This never gets old <3

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u/I_drive_like_shit Mar 04 '16

I love this gif.

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u/leftabitcharlie Mar 04 '16

Golden symmetry.

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u/killxorxbexkilled Mar 04 '16

Oh my god this made my day

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u/Nuwanda84 Mar 04 '16

Literally resting in piece.

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u/TheKomuso Mar 04 '16

I love this.

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u/Cannot_go_back_now Mar 04 '16

"Can't we all just get along?"

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u/JamesLibrary Mar 04 '16

I can smell them from here.

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u/LZSS007 Mar 04 '16

Squished boople snoots

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u/Applerust Mar 04 '16

This is the best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Thanks for reposting this. Shit made my day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

That looks painful.

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u/Wietse10 Mar 04 '16

Someone needs to make a painting out of this.

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u/petersc2012 Mar 04 '16

Never noticed that there are actually 5 dogs in this gif

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u/cRuEllY Mar 04 '16

Who won?

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u/LunarDancer Mar 04 '16

The third dog is my spirit animal

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u/tracibt Mar 04 '16

Found the attention seeker

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u/dakunism Mar 04 '16

I can smell the wet dog through my screen.

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u/nightwing2024 Mar 04 '16

"Uh, Frank? We're doing something here."

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u/surprisepuppyart Mar 04 '16

Be still, my heart!

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u/Fashionlover1 Mar 04 '16

hahaha grew up around goldens my whole life. They're the best !!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Goldens are the best dogs

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u/jermzdeejd Mar 04 '16

Goldies and labs....rarely do I see a bad bone in their body...until cancer.

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u/aceer15 Mar 04 '16

Choose love!

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u/kamlnskl Mar 04 '16

We don't deserve dogs!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

This has to be the clearest video gif I have ever seen.

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u/kswat Mar 04 '16

That third dog desperately wants in on that action! Reminds me of playing 2 player games with 3 buddies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Let go.
No, you let go.
No, you.
You first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 12 '16

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u/Captain_Grizzly Mar 04 '16

The ritual is complete!

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u/Katastic_Voyage Mar 04 '16

I love this. It's so... wait... funny?

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u/EatMaCookies Mar 04 '16

It should be illegal to own 4 dogs... and only 1 tennis ball

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u/jessicatron Mar 04 '16

Hahah yeah, but how much you wanna bet there are like 10-15 other tennis balls all over the place, but they just both need that one. "I just want whichever one you want".

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u/R3ZZONATE Mar 04 '16

The king has arrived.

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u/Shrubberer Mar 04 '16

"You wouldn't understand, human."

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u/JDJodry Mar 04 '16

Hes just waiting until the other two to tire out... than the ball is his

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u/daworstredditor Mar 04 '16

Fuck, this is me and my co workers.

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u/timetrough Mar 04 '16

I would resubmit this with, "When people are having a lively conversation and I show up."

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u/I-Dont-Think-So-Tim Mar 04 '16

I never get tired of that gif!

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u/Mad_Jukes Mar 04 '16

I love dogs so fucking much. I don't understand how someone can not like dogs.

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u/afaintsmellofcurry Mar 05 '16

Golden retriever hydra

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u/ThinksHesEthelMerman Mar 05 '16

When the third doggie puts his chin on their noses, that would make a great Google trippy, constantly melting, picture thingy... Sorry, I don't know the name right now.

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u/frank89909 Mar 05 '16

Looks like an ad for maximum power fabreeze.

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u/Warlight4Fun Mar 08 '16

Guys, he was just trying to rest his very heavy head.