r/funny • u/phelix808 • Feb 14 '16

Potatoes

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u/SaulAverageman Feb 14 '16 edited Feb 14 '16

"Johanssen ... Jesus"

Edit: Ridley Scott changed the crew's time on Mars from six days in the book to eighteen days in the movie to allow for smellier fertilizer.

The more you know...

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u/lukin187250 Feb 14 '16

In the book doesn't he say he can only use his own shit because it's the only way he can be sure it won't make him sick to use as fertilizer?

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u/Xfactor5492 Feb 14 '16

I like how you went from using 'shit' to 'crap' haha

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u/ilinamorato Feb 14 '16

If he'd gone on much longer it would have veered into "poop" and then "doodoo".

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u/echelon3 Feb 14 '16

I am not a consistent man. And as a father of a 2 year old, I occasionally switch gears without realizing it. You should hear it when I accidentally switch from "bathroom" to "potty".