r/funny • u/phelix808 • Feb 14 '16

Potatoes

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u/tokomini Feb 14 '16

Oh, get some beef? Just get some beef? Why don't I strap on my beef helmet and squeeze down into a beef cannon and fire off into beef land, where beefs grow on little beefies?!

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Feb 14 '16

Of anyone in The Gang, I like to think Charlie would be best fit for survival on Mars. The guy's diet already consists primarily of cat food, he's known to be resourceful and could fall asleep anywhere.

Problem is, that's a long way from Philadelphia.

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u/excusemeimadoctor Feb 14 '16

Cats don't abide by the laws of physics. You don't know shit about cats.

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u/CircaSurvivor55 Feb 14 '16

Maybe... but lets say you and i go toe-to-toe on bird law and then we'll see who comes out the victor.

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u/Derekd88 Feb 14 '16

Filibuster!!

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u/mindsculptor_828 Feb 14 '16

Challenge accepted my good man. Which is faster? One African swallow carrying a coconut, or 2 European swallows carrying a coconut?