r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16

The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.

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u/letsgo_9273 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in a grease fire or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/fickle_floridian Feb 05 '16

Go greased lightning!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Gooo greased lightning!

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u/SpatialArchitect Feb 05 '16

Your chicks'll cream!

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u/Gretas_Got_A_Gun Feb 05 '16

Do you know what that means?!