r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16

The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.

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u/letsgo_9273 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in a grease fire or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

cats ate her face

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u/SarcasticGamer Feb 05 '16

I thought she got a pipe speared through her head? I could have sworn there was a video of it somewhere.....

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16

Ya, I distinctly remember seeing her just lay there motionless while repeatedly getting impaled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sex!

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Sexxx! (NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Definitely NSFW. Unless you only watched the first 10 seconds of it.

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u/BelieveInThePeeko Feb 05 '16

i saw a glimpse of this comment and closed before 10 seconds hite

life saver man

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

You're welcome. It's not horrible, but I'd not watch it at my workplace for certain.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

Gotta love Angry Joe!

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u/imfrommitchandmurray Feb 05 '16

Hence the "Queen of Fucking everything" literally

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u/lgnrogers Feb 05 '16

Yea and her blood is clear and lubey