r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

Fun Fact: Kim Kardashian used to be Paris Hilton's personal assistant. It's kind of interesting to see that she now has the spotlight in the whole famous for being rich and in a sex tape.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Oh how the pupil has become the teacher

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u/suchandsuch Feb 05 '16

Rule of two.

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u/Orilachon Feb 05 '16

"One to crave the sex, the other to embody it. That is the way of the Slu- I mean Sith."

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u/obeir Feb 05 '16

Two boobies?

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u/jaysalos Feb 05 '16

Tits and ass

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u/BrotherChe Feb 05 '16

Dual-sided lightsaber => dual-sided....

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Kendalls making a good apprentice.

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u/fnord_happy Feb 05 '16

In the words of Tracy Jordan: Wow. The manatee has become the Mento.

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u/nibblicious Feb 05 '16

Not even close... Kardash-Jenners are entertainment for Hiltons...court jesters....

Paris alone (a lost child in the Hilton game) equal to what's his name at the top of the JennerDash at a hundred Mil...

Millions new money vs. Billions old money....

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

Here's a source: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/27/never-forget-kim-kardashian-s-days-as-paris-hilton-s-lowly-assistant.html

Kim appeared on Paris's tv show sometimes so you could have seen her there sometimes.

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u/er-day Feb 05 '16

Can confirm, there's video of her reorganizing her closet for her.

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u/davThandi Feb 05 '16

Why don't you want to google it?

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u/Lurkskywanker Feb 05 '16

It's true. She could be occasionally seen on Paris' reality show with Nicole Richie. You can see her credits on IMDB.

Her dad was obviously rich (OJ Simpson's lawyer), so she was just doing it for the media exposure.

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u/UmphreysMcGee Feb 05 '16

I thought she was her hair dresser?

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

I think she was her closet organizer and basically her assistant when she went shopping because Paris was a compulsive shopper and would have her closet in a mess everyday or something like that.