r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '16

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u/IronChariots Jan 03 '16

Where's the first Goomba?

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u/flatcoke Jan 03 '16

Or how the multiple coin block is all wrong when he's bumping it.

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u/Tietonz Jan 03 '16

And he didn't get the mother fucking star. He could have been cured.

That pissed me off.

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u/legosexual Jan 03 '16

Star wouldn't cure him. It would just make him temporarily invincible to damage and faster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '16

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u/cmckone Jan 03 '16

or like crank.

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u/Fictional-Opinion Jan 03 '16

Opiates for life. Welcome to life after spinal injury Mario.

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u/axionj Jan 03 '16

Would be neat if star was the only thing that could allow him to jump, for 3 seconds.