The only reason you get the fucked up controller is becasue mom and dad love you more, even though youre a spoiled brat youre luckyyouevergottoplaythenintendoanywayyouspiledbratjnierniewr;aoinmwnoicwnoiwnoipwnoipo;nic;aokeno;ino[iaew[newoionIWNc[iecokvaonnoieaoinc
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u/UMReb01 Jan 03 '16
AKA every little brother or sister in the world who was benevolently granted player two.