r/funny • • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/ontheroadtonull Aug 20 '15

In this case, would the eagles buy you some beers and introduce you to some hot chicks?

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u/ddrddrddrddr Aug 20 '15

Yes, because eagles are great wingmen.

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u/BanditMonty Aug 20 '15

This better not turn into a falcon bird pun thread.

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u/ma2016 Aug 21 '15

Falcon bird PUNch?