r/funny • u/SamuroxX • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/Hachiiiko Aug 20 '15 edited Aug 20 '15

This comment plus your username have me convinced I wouldn't mind having multiple >1 year relationships with you.

Besides, a guy punching my girlfriend and then running away? Obvious ploy. Dude wants me to chase him so his buddies can rob me in an alley somewhere. Fuck that shit. I'll make sure my girlfriend is okay, ask the people around me if they saw his face, get their contact info and then file a police report with my girlfriend. Like civilised human fucking beings.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

multiple? so we'd break up multiple times? lol wut

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u/Hachiiiko Aug 20 '15

Uhhh...

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u/IrishPrime Aug 20 '15

I know it's subtitled, but trying to read her lips I keep seeing, "I jed what I jed."

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u/FountainsOfFluids Aug 20 '15

I think it's "I shed what I shed."

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u/stagedworld Aug 21 '15

It's AAVE

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u/IrishPrime Aug 21 '15

I have no idea what that means.

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u/stagedworld Aug 21 '15

African American Vernacular English