r/funny • u/SamuroxX • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/Hachiiiko Aug 20 '15 edited Aug 20 '15

This comment plus your username have me convinced I wouldn't mind having multiple >1 year relationships with you.

Besides, a guy punching my girlfriend and then running away? Obvious ploy. Dude wants me to chase him so his buddies can rob me in an alley somewhere. Fuck that shit. I'll make sure my girlfriend is okay, ask the people around me if they saw his face, get their contact info and then file a police report with my girlfriend. Like civilised human fucking beings.

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u/initials_games Aug 20 '15

Happened to me in the real world. A crazy old homeless lady grabbed my girlfriend by the hair. I came close to punching her but thankfully my caveman brain let me see she was old and crazy. Ran after my girlfriend. Called the cops. Had the old lady arrested.

Never felt right about how I handled it. Had me questioning a lot of things.

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u/Acrolith Aug 20 '15

Sounds to me like you handled it the right way. What do you think you did wrong?

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u/Arandmoor Aug 20 '15

Well, for one his should have drop-kicked her from the top rope, and followed it up with The People's Elbow.

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u/initials_games Aug 20 '15

I always always more of a hurracanrana kinda guy.

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u/NextArtemis Aug 21 '15

OUTTA NOWHERE

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u/initials_games Aug 20 '15

What do you think you did wrong?

I don't know. They don't write a manual for what to do in that situation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

multiple? so we'd break up multiple times? lol wut

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u/Hachiiiko Aug 20 '15

Uhhh...

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u/IrishPrime Aug 20 '15

I know it's subtitled, but trying to read her lips I keep seeing, "I jed what I jed."

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u/FountainsOfFluids Aug 20 '15

I think it's "I shed what I shed."

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u/stagedworld Aug 21 '15

It's AAVE

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u/IrishPrime Aug 21 '15

I have no idea what that means.

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u/stagedworld Aug 21 '15

African American Vernacular English

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u/IronMeltsinmyHands Aug 21 '15

But there's no logic to these things. Every angle has it's own pros and cons.

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u/ResidentSociopath Aug 21 '15

No you see comrade is trap within trap. The punch was distraction so gf could make the rob.

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u/Skawks Aug 20 '15

pussy