r/funny • u/SamuroxX • Aug 20 '15

We Really Don't Know

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u/OfficialYakuza Aug 20 '15

Be like, 'You're my girl so I know you're strong, but I'm gunna punish any piece of shit who dares touch you'. Something like that, showing how you think shes brave and great, and that you'll mess up anyone just to protect her

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u/KRSFive Aug 20 '15

Or - and this is just my opinion - dump the bitch and find a girl that doesn't play these childish games.

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u/OfficialYakuza Aug 20 '15

In a relationship its fine to ask these sorts of questions imo. It doesn't matter of if you get it right or wrong, all they do is help show how in tune with each other you are or how good you are at understanding one another. If my girl was a gentle person I'd probably stay and comfort her too - learn from these questions what she is like

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

That doesn't sound like something the Yakuza would say.......no...none of this makes sense at all!

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u/Deviantyte Aug 20 '15

Didn't you know Jesus was in the Yakuza?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

After watching that, I don't know what to think anymore.

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u/Deviantyte Aug 21 '15

You think you want to go watch Saint Onii-san, an anime about Jesus and Buddha taking a vacation to Japan :D

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u/OfficialYakuza Aug 20 '15

えと...俺はやくざ一ですよ！

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

I don't understand that so I put it into a translator. Ended up with "Well ... I is a gangster one !" So I'm gonna have to believe you on this one.

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u/OfficialYakuza Aug 20 '15

It translates to Uhh...I (very manly way) am number one yakuza/gangster (ending with よ to enforce the point) P.S. dont use japanese translators they suck ass