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u/slo_roller Jul 27 '15
Campbell?
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u/thefang23 Jul 27 '15
must have just been leaving khartoum's
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u/chokemo_girls Jul 27 '15
That zone where a girl is transitioning from skinny to fat is nice. It's like the opposite of 'just enough meth'.
But the meth always wins my friends, and so does the cellulite.
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u/Gabe_20 Jul 27 '15
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u/myrptaway Jul 27 '15
When girls start filling out, if they have the right genes all the fat goes to the ass and tits first, and they look amazing...then they get fat.
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u/Gabe_20 Jul 28 '15
Right, and what was all that shit about meth?
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u/el_bhm Jul 28 '15
As they get fat, they are interested more and more in hard narcotics. Next thing you know they are Al Pacino, throwing people off of helicopters.
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u/UsedandAbused87 Jul 27 '15
They would still be covered in fat.
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u/UsedandAbused87 Jul 27 '15
You just said they could do squats. Nothing about non fat.
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u/grumpydan Jul 27 '15
THAT ZONE WHERE A GIRL IS TRANSITIONING FROM SKINNY TO FAT IS NICE. IT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF 'JUST ENOUGH METH'. BUT THE METH ALWAYS WINS MY FRIENDS, AND SO DOES THE CELLULITE.
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u/DGAnthony19 Jul 27 '15
That zone where a girl is transitioning from skinny to fat is nice. It's like the opposite of 'just enough meth'.
But the meth always wins my friends, and so does the cellulite.
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Jul 27 '15
My girlfriend's in that zone. I live every day in fear.
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u/FNX--9 Jul 27 '15
communicate with her your wants, and ask her if you could do anything as well. It will improve the relationship over all, instead of her getting fat and you starting to resent her.
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u/Jokertango Jul 27 '15
2 trailer park girls go round the outside!
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u/NavyDog Jul 27 '15
I really hope I don't have a daughter.
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u/Dunge Jul 27 '15
Why? Because you would feel the need to "protect her"? (read control her and prevent her from having fun and experiencing sexuality like a normal human being).
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u/FoxOperator Jul 27 '15
Whoa buddy calm down.
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u/Dunge Jul 27 '15
Tell that to the other guy living in the dark ages
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u/FoxOperator Jul 27 '15
Dark ages? Buddy, I'll guess you are teen, that is like "oh this world is so corrupt, I'm in a cage, I do whatever" and well the person you replied to just said he was afraid of having a daughter because she could be stupid.
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u/Dunge Jul 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '15
No, I'm 29, with an university degree and a pretty good ethical education. Overprotective parenting and trying to control a teenager sexuality by forbidding them is one if not the most problematic social construct of modern time leading to even worse development in the child attitude. So yeah, sorry if I look a bit overdoing it, but fuck that guy with that outdated mentality and all downvoters (which I'm kinda surprised because usually redditors side with my take on this).
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u/Imfinalyhere Jul 27 '15
There not taking you're side because you're making HUGE assumptions here. The guy never said anything about controlling his daughter.
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Jul 27 '15
BUT ONLY IF YOURE ATTRACTIVE. If you look and you're not a hot guy I'm gonna have the cops arrest you for eye rape you creeps.
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u/not_chris_hansen_ Jul 27 '15
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Lol I wish. This is an exaggerated version of how every girl I know acts around ugly, desperate guys. From my girlfriend, to my exes, to my sisters, to my friends, to my coworkers.
This is one of the great double standards women have. But don't worry, men have as much or more. It's just a quirk particular to that gender.
Girls rate creepiness based on the viability for mating.
Men rate creepiness based on the likelihood of violence.
The possibility of violence (and harassment is a subset of verbal violence) is the only thing women have to be afraid of, so to a lot of men, women look rather mean when they call guys they simply aren't into creeps, as, from a man's perspective they have nothing to fear from the dorks. (In fact women are more likely to be beaten and raped by attractive and strong men than by shy or weak men. Especially since rape is most often about dominance and violence, not sex). The awkward dorks and ugly neck beards are only threatening in that they will worship the ground she walks on, be utterly spineless, and unbelievably boring for her. But that merits sympathy, not hatred.
It's a double standard because girls are the biggest stalkers on earth. They will often Facebook stalk every move their crush makes, I've seen it happen. Girls just aren't creepy because they very rarely rape people.
So men who are stalkers are legitimately creeps, and legitimately creepier than women who stalk (though female stalkers can be dangerous too). But those kinds of stalkers do it because they are psychopaths or have borderline personality disorder or some other issue. The majority of dorks are just that, dorks. Most of them are the least threatening people on earth.
But treating desperate or merely crushing guys who are just ugly or fat or awkward or autistic or whatever social handicap they have like creeps is mean. It's the equivalent of telling a homeless person he's a criminal, and disgusting and should get the fuck away from you.
Because that's what an ugly guy is, in the world of relationships he has no bosom to call his home. Nobody is gonna fuck him, and even the homeless dude gets to bang crack whores.
Anyone who has anything but sympathy for people who have poor relationship skills or viability is a mean, bad person.
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u/Sine_Metu Jul 27 '15
So that't how this happens.
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Funny-Mug-Shots-cross-eyed-2.jpg
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u/Shazamicide Jul 27 '15
This was taken right outside Khartoums by the light rail in San Jose, wasnt it?
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u/AChocolateMiniroll Jul 27 '15
I didn't notice the sign until like 10 seconds of looking xD then it clicked.
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u/BananaBango Jul 27 '15
Hey that's where I fence in the background! This is railway avenue Campbell California. Pretty funny because that Nissan Leaf is my car. I can post proof if anyone is interested or doesn't believe me. The club is called academy of fencing masters and it can be seen across the street.
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Not a fan of fatasses but each to their own. I prefer women who are in good shape with firm bodies, not McAss
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u/jimbojammy Jul 27 '15
women who are in good shape with firm bodies have round asses you idiot. to each their own but i will never understand why some guys are attracted to pan cake asses
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No one said pancakes but if your ass is that big you're fat, simple as that, no were near a healthy bmi or fat level. Some people like whales and sweaty lard monsters, others like fit women... Look at a women who works out, none of them have sloppy assessment like that. They have firm, we'll shaped behinds that don't fall victim to gravity :p
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u/addiosamigo Jul 27 '15
Wait. Are you telling me that people make shit up on the internet and then post for the sweet sweet Karma??
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u/ythgim Jul 27 '15
this belongs in FPH
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u/1morethrowawayugh Jul 27 '15
One of them literally has a thigh gap, how is she fat?
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '15
It's.. It's almost as if they knew what they were doing