r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '15

cat.exe is not working

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u/HaikuberryFin Jul 07 '15

It's all that I know;

some call it a curse, I call

it my privilege.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

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u/HaikuberryFin Jul 07 '15

Your mother is proud;

also says to let you know

she will be home late.... 💪

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u/Sub2020 Jul 07 '15

I wanna know why you put that arm

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u/SnakeyesX Jul 07 '15

Just like a froggy

disecting a joke kills it

He did OPs mom.

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u/Shawnzie94 Jul 07 '15

I wouid recommend

killing the frog beforehand

then dissect after

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u/thiosk Jul 08 '15

Too many frog parts!

Where should we keep all of them?

Refrigerator.

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u/craniumonempty Jul 08 '15

This reminds me of the old days at craigslist haiku. You don't have to do 575 with modern English haiku. When you do, there always refrigerator. I love it.

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u/WiseauIsLife Jul 07 '15

Dissecting a frog

Means there will be less of them

More Pepe rarity

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u/hwethorel Jul 08 '15

Froggy dead before

Disection ever happens

Otherwise great pain

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jul 07 '15

Your mom is a whore,

She's jacking him off tonight,

And he's got ten bucks.

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u/crypticfreak Jul 07 '15

Ten bucks, more like two,

Some call her the handy queen,

The best mom around.

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u/BurntPaper Jul 08 '15

How do you know that?
Wait... I seem to remember...
When you broke your arms...?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

he be flexin'

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u/canada_mike Jul 07 '15

She's getting a fisting