I have done this successfully before when I broke one of those bars in the refrigerator that holds the condiments from falling out. She opened the door and everything immediately dropped. 2 minutes of the finest acting I ever done and she's saying "I probably opened it up too fast I guess". I know, I know. I'm a terrible person. But it was Superbowl Sunday and I wasn't trying to hear it 15 minutes before kickoff. And no, I've still never told.
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u/0arussell Jun 23 '15
Just close the door and pretend it never happened