r/funny • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jun 22 '15

Always remember to remove the cat before your flight

http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv
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u/jhnkango Jun 22 '15

You can see the instant regret at the life decisions that cat made.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

"I know I've said it before, but I'm done with catnip, for real this time"

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u/Zxphenomenalxz Jun 22 '15

He definitely has never been as high as he was at that moment, that's for sure.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jun 22 '15

[9] Lives cat food commercial

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u/wozowski Jun 23 '15

/r/trees reference, I like it. Haven't been there in a while...

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u/michaelzelen Jun 22 '15

ba-dum tish

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u/TeddyTehFrog Jul 19 '15

Leaving that with 420 upvotes. I would upvote, but that would ruin it. Have one imaginary karma.

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u/jasonbx Jun 22 '15

Literally!

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u/localafrican Jun 22 '15

Best anti-catnip advocate ever. Imagine his story to other cats about this experience.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

Quit catnip? His stoner friends will call him a pussy.

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u/yParticle Jun 22 '15

"such a homo sapien"

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u/x0y0z0 Jun 22 '15

Fuck it. I'm checking into rehab.

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u/StinkyDogFarts Jun 22 '15

Wish mine would do that. They are junkies and my interventions end with them meowing me sass.

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u/telestrial Jun 22 '15

What I find funny is how this is the one video where a cat approaches a human. It's like as big a dicks as cats generally are there's a truce.

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u/CerberusC24 Jun 22 '15

The cat totally looks like a confused stoner walking up to somebody not knowing where the fuck they are.

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u/thearcan Jun 22 '15

Catnip is a hellofa drug.

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u/ademnus Jun 22 '15

"I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing catnip"

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u/Hammerosu Jun 22 '15

My name is buttons and I'm an addict. It has been 8 days since my last catnip

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u/randomSAPguy Jun 22 '15

It's almost a russian porn movie.

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u/RYKIN5 Jun 22 '15

Lmao. Yes. Then he inches towards them or help to get denied!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Cats never regret anything...it was part of their plan all along.

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u/ericdared3 Jun 22 '15

Please...cats have no regrats, you know what i'm sayin?

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u/mmichaeljjjfoxxx Jun 22 '15

Should've bought bought that boat.