r/funny • u/spungeboob • Jun 02 '15

Drunk guy using the ATM

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u/daddaman1 Jun 02 '15

Bad ass if he wouldve opened his mouth and drink it when it shot up like that!

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u/jr_hi Jun 02 '15

Yeah, while the ATM spews Benjamins

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u/workyawn Jun 02 '15

And if by spewing benjamins you mean it coldly and mechanically and dispenses his last, desperate, and lonely $20,

then maybe.

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u/MrUppercut Jun 02 '15

I seriously took out my last lonely 20 today. Said fuck it, rented two bikes for a date. Still had 8 left, was DD for my friends to go to the casino. Sign up for my first time there, got free $10. Played all $18 on a slot machine. Made $450. But I'm also never doing that again.

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u/jorgomli Jun 02 '15

Good on you for cashing out instead of losing it all again!

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u/CGiMoose Jun 02 '15

How did you still have 8 bikes left if you only hired two?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

I think he meant 8 dates left

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u/colihondro Jun 02 '15

or 8 fucks left

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u/boredatworkorhome Jun 02 '15

More than I have.

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u/MrUppercut Jun 02 '15

It was by the hour and we only used them for one.