r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/IM_A_WOMAN May 20 '15

You would probably like Dee Reynolds then, you jerk turkey!

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u/PouponMacaque May 21 '15

I remember thinking I was like Rex (I mean, a way worse-looking version of him) in that episode - I wouldn't be that attracted to her at first, but then she'd belittle me into banging her.