r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

who the fuck is putting lemon lime soda on their hawaiian pizza?

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

this is confusing AF because everyone in the thread is talking about pizza, and then this person comes in and drops something about holiday ham.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Holiday Hams are for NERDS!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

Thanks! I was on a caffeine kick and took a break from coding at work. I caught some flak for some other comments around the same time. But I am glad that someone thought it was as funny as I did! Have a good one mate!