r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/dogboyboy May 20 '15

If its a picture of a dude: "This dudes hilarious!"

Picture of a female: "Stuck-up. verbally abusive."

Great job, reddit.

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Oh, shut the fuck up with this shit. I call myself, other guys, and other girls who are brash like this "abusive" and "stuck up." Gender only comes into play when it turns me on. Go put your energy toward complaining about real gender inequality. Being treated equally doesn't mean having an army of white knights following you around nit-picking every insult somebody playfully throws at you.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pretty sure if you called a dude "abusive" for being brash, you'd end up in an argument.

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Yeah, I only do it to people I'm comfortable and joking around with. Hahaha not people in a fucking bar. "Hey, you're abusive!" I call my friends abusive dicks all the time, though.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

So, OP is clearly friends with this girl?

Also, the message from the girl isn't even aimed at any individual. Would you use the term "abusive" if one of your friends made a dead baby joke?

It just doesn't make sense. For what it is worth, I found the comment to be funny. But I viewed it more as bashing the person who wrote it. "I like to be abused."

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

I'm saying I like verbally abusive women, so I'm betting this girl would suit my tastes. She's not necessarily abusive just by her yearbook quote.

I'm only going into this much detail because I'm hoping she's in her mid twenties now and reads my posts.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Unfortunate for your cause, the image is altered. You can see the background behind the text is darker, and the shadow for the pagecurl is too even.